Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”
Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”
Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”
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Uyaphi kuSummer unganawo amashiya itakunyisa lemvula unye uzolidweba ukhathale
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Ama yellow bone asendalini kulensulu adlula ama dark bone
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Titshala: ndinamagwinya ayi 2 nditye 2 kusiyeka ngapi
Ons : kushiyeka amafutha
Titshala : wavele wawa
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Njengoba izinsuku onyaken ziwu 365 angkholwa nje ukuth sonke la sigeza 365 days… Mina nani bangani sishaya la ko 120 days ngonyaka
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Ngeke uhlebise okwalabo cc base saloon jst comment if ngina manga✊
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Ksasa kune meeting yabantu aba rich e town ngicela ningboleke u R14 ngyozwa ukuth sbizelwani
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Wenzele intombi yase Limpopo iMed Lemon ayiphuze namakhekhe
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Wife : Love angithi On Weekends You Go Fishing??
Husband : Yes Babe…..
Wife : i founile i fish yakho ithi I pregnant
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Ithekeni Ngeke Ikwazi Ukuphila Ngaphandle Komjita!
Muphika Bheka Lah
•Fe[male] Male
•Wo[man] Man
•S[he] He
•[Mr]s Mr
•M[adam] Adam
•Ngisho NaseSontweni Nithi, A[men] Men
So Ungazamike Ukuzenza Iskhokho La Uthi Awufune Ndoda!
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ukulahlekelwa intombi kuyafana nokuhamba kukagesi ifoni ina 3%
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Umuntu ashaye igirl friend yami ngempama aqede azobuzamina ukuthi nginenkinga yini.
Haiybo! Ngingenaphi mina?
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Uthi ushela intombi ihamba nengane yayo ivele iphendule kuqala ingane “Asambe mama mubi lona”
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Ungqongqoshe wa maphoyisa ukhiphe umbiko wokuthi njengoba kushisa kangaka amaphoyisa asevumelekile ukuthi agqoke izikhindi, sibone imilenze yomthetho, sibone amadolo we phoyisa.
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White: Wow yr girlfriend is beautiful
Blacks: ekse mithisa lengane wena
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Wife & husband watching soccer
Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!
🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!
IWORLD CUP ISIFIKILE ASAZI!
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