Yaz lento oyishoyo ifana nomunt odla inyam eyosiwe epheth ama toothpick kodwa engenama zinyo

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Dear mazumba,

Asali ukuthi nishuthe nezintombi zethu,
indaba niyona nge-caption uma senithi MyTwin.

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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.

“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.

“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”

Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”

Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.

Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.

Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”

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Uzathi isdudla siya idibala kanti sishaye
ivosho sahluleka uku sukuma

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There way engjahe ngakhon ngizoqala ngigcobe bese ngigeze
Ngi ayine ngukothi ngiwasha

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Uduke eMall uze uqonde kwi security uthi” qagela kuphunywaphi” 🙆🙊

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Obuny’ ubukhwele…..

Ngihamba lonamfana edolobheni siphambane lonkazana omuhle isqamula mayezi,itshatshazi ..sithi nxa sphambana laye ngiginye okungamathe kanti owakwami umbonile….☹☹

Abethi kimi “khafula phangisa”

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Long Distance Relationship😒
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Thabo : Wud 😘
Her : Ngiyadla Bbe 🤗
Thabo : Mapha😢
Her : Thatha 🍕🌮🌭🍟
Thabo : Kgam Kgam Kgam Am Done

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Uma ungyithandi ipp yami isho uzobona ikati elimnyama 🐈😂😂

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autumn n spring ketsa white people….
rena ego kano fisha ke summer n gwa tonya ke winter 4season for who?

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Ukukhumula isdudla akuhlukile nokutshintsha ibedding ku queen sized bed

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I drama yase Shoprite 😑

Ngithi ngilinganisa IChocolate emlomeni nabo sebabiza amaSecurity🙄

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That one person who always see you wearing the same outfit uze ufise kumchazela!

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Manje after overtaking me on the road nisuke seningbukani👀👀

Niyaqala yin ukbon’ iMercedes ethengwe Cash

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