Grade 12’s here is ur new time table
08:30- Generations
09:00- Muvhango
09:30- Skeem Saam
10:00- Emzini Wezinsizwa
10:30 Break
11:30- Rhythm City
12:00- Scandal

*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_

*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_

*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_

*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_

*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_

*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_

Abanye bethu ngabe kade bashada ukuth nje inkinga bayasebenza ngamaWeekend

I just did 5 push ups😊 now I feel like starting a fight
msun yenu nonke.. wozani la✊

The struggle of pronouncing “Listeriosis” still
continues in south africa Police Stations
Bathi “isifo sa polony”
yin yona leyo sifo sapoloni

wo babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.
“What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby. “I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.
“Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling, “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”
He carefully got himself into the other baby’s crib, then quickly disappeared in to the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big smile on his face. “You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he said proudly.
“You’re ever so clever,” said the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”
“It’s quite easy really,” replied the baby boy, “you’ve got pink socks and I’ve got blue ones.”
Ubusubacabangelani abantwana?
Please leave your filthy mind.

Relationship in ICU
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Her :hey babe🌹
Him :hi
Her : are you busy?
Him :yes!!
Her :busy ngani
Him :um watching Ukhozi FM….
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NOKUNGABI NE BOYFRIEND KUYENZEKA
UNQENE UKUTHENGA AMA PENTY😂😂✋

Yaz nina