Ikhansela uDambuza ephendula izikhalazo zomphakathi:
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*Sifuna izindlu zamahhala.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, nizalwa yimi yini?”
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*Sifuna ama-toilet.
Dambuza: “Nithe nilambile nganinika ama-food parcel, senisuthi senifuna ukunyela kimi futhi?”
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*Sifuna imisebenzi.
Dambuza: “Angazi-ke nizoyithathaphi ngoba nami ngiqashwe yini.”
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*Le mali yeqolo incane.
Dambuza: “Zalani khona izokwanda.”
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*Sifuna izimayini ziphathwe umphakathi.
Dambuza: “Njengoba nihluleka ukuzimbela ama-toilet, nizozenzani-ke izimayini? Tshelani mina.”
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*Sifuna ukuphatha ama-bank.
Dambuza: “Senikhathele ukuyeba, senifuna ukuyithatha nginibuka?”
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*Sifuna uphume kungene uRazor.
Dambuza: “Unithembiseni uRazor ngoba seba naye lowo?”
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*Sifuna umhlaba ubuyele kubantu.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, ungathi amagceke enu enihlula!”
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*Uma ungafuni sowushisa lo muzi wakho.
Dambuza: “Anginamuzi mina, ngiqashile la!”

Uyibona ngisho ihamba iCouple eMall 👫 ukuth cha makthiwa lomjita bayamthanda ngabe kudlalwa ngaye. Usisi nje uyamncamela ngoba etohoza💔

Uzwe mthakath wangakini odumile ethi “Bengingazi ukuth usubuyile,isazobonana!!

Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

IWORLD CUP ISIFIKILE ASAZI!

Guys when they catch their girl cheating will be “selalala kangaki?”
As if he is going to handle it well when she says 20 times.
Dont ask things you won’t handle pliz.

Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman:
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Me: Ithin iNumber yakho
Her : Ayisho lutho, why?

Weqiwe i-plate emngcwabeni, uthi uyaduba uyahamba, uvese uwise insimbi yetende uzwe sekuthiwa: “Unjena-ke uma esesuthi!”

After being robbed:
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White people: Are you okay?
Black people: Baphi?