Umuntu umkhiphe ku-abusive relationship bese ezoshaya wena.Nx!
😐😓
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The Reason kuno Father Christmas🎅engekho u- Mother chrismas🤶..
Ingoba wawuzozwa kuthiwa “UMITHI LOWO UKHISIMUZI UHLEHLILE” 🤷♂️
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UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?
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You can’t even organise a suprise party with black people bazoya kuyena and say:
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“siyeza kwi Suprise party yakho next week”
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Wena: “Thank You Lord for another day.” 🙏🏽
God: “Awuna-funeral cover, I had no choice.”
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Umthande umntu Kant yena uzicabangela nje inkinga zakhe mayenawe
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Umuntu abe mubi 🐸aqede abemnandi 🍑aybo nayi inyama yangaphakath bo 😋
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Lamadoda ahlala egqoke amabhantshi noma libalele asuke efihlani, uboke ubuze eyangakini nawe,ubhasobhe kodwa hlambe aphatha oqhwasha nje
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Abathand indaba ubezwa bethi
Ngisho esedla I chappis akalifuth ibhelunde
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Angikho happy ngeSpeed sePhara uma likuphathise izimpahla.
😓🥺
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“Ngiyezwa sisi uthi yi-wrong number, pho manje le ndoda ekhalayo lapho ingumlandeli we-Pirates yini?
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Me to my side chick:
“Yazi mina am too old for breakups, so if luphelile kuwe uthanda its fine sizathandana ngololu olwami ngoba lusesekhona lona.”
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A doctor decided to take a day off and he told
Mandla to be in charge
Doctor: how many patients you treated?
Mandla: Three patients Doc
Doctor: gud what was their problems?
Mandla: The first one had a headache so i gave her
Panado
Doctor: Thats gud man..
Mandla: The second one had a Stomach ache i gave
him Flagyl
Doctor: Wow wow wow gud
Mandla: The Third one was a lady who came and
remove all the clothes including panties and bra.She
went on the bed and spread her legs and she told
me she has not seen a man for 5 years
Doctor: ohhhh my gosh what did you do to her?
Mandla: Smiling…… :)simple doctor i gave her eye
drops…so that she can see.
Doctor: waloywaa luhlanya
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Wangqongqoza umaka Babe 👩 e Toilet ngiphakathi ngath “Khona okhona ” lapho ngishuka nephepha ,wathi “emzini kabani?”🙄
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UMoyo loNcube bahleli ngaphansi kwesihlahla,uMoyo aqale indaba:. Uyazi Ncube kithi eFilabusi kwakekwabanjwa umlamba oyi100 metres, athule uNcube laye adubuke ngokuthi kithi eNyathi kutholakale iskepe esasetshenziswa kuworld war 2 lokhu silayithile. UMoyo athi lawe lapha usufake isawudo kakhulu.uNcube abesesithi ndoda lawe yehlisa amametres akho lami ngibesengicitsha amalayithi
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Izenofhobia kade yaba khona noJesu wathi akakhile lana emhlaben ikhaya lakhe lisezulwini…..amajuda athi kant ungowokfika kulendawo ase embethela
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