In an interview:
Q: Mdala, umsebenzi okhona ngowokugamula izihlahla lokugebha izigumunga, manje angazi ukuthi sowake wakwenza lokho before because kufuneka iphysical fitness. Sowake wenza umsebenzi onjalo?
A: Yah, yiwo umsebenzi wami manje wonalowo, ngawusebenza iminyaka eminengi
Q: Wawusebenza ngaphi
A: Ngangisebenza e, e, e, kwakuthiwa kuse, eKalahari forest, eBotswana
Q: Do you mean to say Kalahari Desert?
A: Nanso indaba, lina lazi sokuyidesert phela? Kwakulihlathi konke laphana, yithi esayenza kwaba yidesert.
Q: So for how long did you work there? I mean your experience?
A: 36 years
Q: How old are you?
A: Ngile 31 years
Q: So how come your work experience is more than your age
A: Ngangitshaya ama~overtime

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Babiza isangoma ngogogo, kodwa thina uma sibiza uPastor wethu ngoDaddy or Papa they catch feelings. 😐

Your children Lord.

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iThuso Phala Ayikhethile Kuthi uyenza Kanjani as long Uzoqhaqhazela nje

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Noma ungaze uyifende indoda uze ubuye phezukwayo uma ingakufuni ayikufuni cc izoza kuwe uma ixabene nomuntu wayo 🤣🤣..

Ai bafendeni anginamona ngibulawa ukushima🤣🤣

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Mina ngfun ndoda enemali mawuthi yabuka ngath ImbuZi ehudayo

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Final test ye English Grd 12 p1
Mondlie noQhalo after Exam

Mondlie: Bafo ibinjan itest?

Qhalo:Ibilula boy bengihamba phez’kwekhas laBanana.

Mondlie: k boy Manje le question Ibilahlile isithi “OMG stand for what?” Uyibhalile.

Qhalo: Ohhh My God kuphela kweQuestion engingayibhalanga ke leyo.

Ngavele ngaquleka🤣🤣🤣🤣

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After you drop her off, you hear kidz argue
“Unamanga lena emlethe izolo it was A GTI lena i i R-Line ned Zimhlophe zoy2

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SBU:gogo ngiphasile
Gogo:manje ngenzen
😂😂😂😂😂

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Someone wrote :
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She’s 3months pregnant…
Sengingabaleka or ngithi ukuma kancane???

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Uthi uvula ifriji uzwe i-Danone kamshana ithi: “Shapona mayume!”

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Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?

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Mubheka Ksazo kikizwa Kini Ngenxa Yakho🤭Noma Ngya Hhema Angyeke Ukqina🤨

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Hmm ama Nazaretha ayaluthanda UCansiii

Nize nilufake ekhwapheni nj impela

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