Ungabo jaja umuntu wesfazane
Uma ehla ezimotweni ezihlukene zamadoda
Mhlampe ungumakhenikha

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Nyweee Nywee, mina ngiyalishaya ibhodwe.
Kodwa ushubisa ucurry wechicken nge thini likaFish.
Khohlisa abangazi.

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Ayikho indoda eyenzana i-profile picture, ngaphandle uma wena nonyoko nazi ukuthi nayenzani ingane yabantu. 🤔

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UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?

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Ngamfundisa uKiss💏 Uphi manje💔😭……Sekaqabula💋 abanye ngespiliyoni sami😭😭

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Abanye abantu are poor because they are holding on to the past.
Umuntu usangifuna isikweledu semali yalast year.
Hayi maan move on guys.

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It’s painful being a side chick
Side chick : Hi baby
Guy : Sho chief zkhiphani ?
Side chick : just called to say I love you .
Guy : Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke
Side chick : ok Good night baby
Guy : Viva comrade

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Only abantu abake bayehliswa bengakaqedi,
would understand why Zuma was refusing.
Ukuyehla ungakaqedi is just so cruel.

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Ushawe yi-corner le windi kuvele kubuye lonke usizi, usale usukhalela no-R350 wokhuvethe kanye nokuthi awusebenzi. 😭

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WHITES: I didn’t think he’d be such a bad person hey…

BLACKS: Ngimbone evela nje nge-spotti se-Dickies namehlo athusayo. Igazi lami lathi shaaarrrr… Ngavele ngathi lo akalunganga nex !!

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Did you know that in every WhatsApp group there are these characters

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I. Amawuwu🐞🐞🐞🐞- laba ngababhowa ukubabona be-typer.

2. Impukane 🐜🐜🐜🐜- Balomsindo,abathuli….,ubingelela njalonje,morning morning. …

3. Impethu🐛🐛🐛🐛- ungambona etyper, wobakwazi yi nonsense yodwa ebhalwayo,uhlalengotshingayo-normally sends boring chats without respondents.

4. Ofudu🐢🐢🐢- laba yibo abahlekiswa yi-joke yayizolo ekuseni, yilaba abafowada indaba zelast week or last year ebesethi nginikani izando zami.

5. Ingulube🐖🐖🐖- laba ke yibo o-‘kikikikiki’ akula abakubhalayo okulengqondo.

6. Amagundwane🐀🐀🐀🐁- laba ngabangafuni ukuthi abanye bechaze umphakathi wegroup,uyahlohlela eyakhe ijoke eyakho ingakahlekwa.

7. Omalandelela🐾🐾- laba ngabamelela ukuthi abanye beqale becommente then labo sebelandela khonapho-Yibo oAmen🙏

8.Amaxoxo🐸🐸🐸- laba bayabhowa, baposta kanye ngenyanga.Ulast seen wabo ngowelast month.

9. Impankwa 🦎🦎- laba ngabakhatheleyo nje-2 minutes sephumile egrupini,2minutes later secela ukubiselwa.

10. Ubunyonyo🐜🐜🐜- laba ngama P.H.D (Permanent Home Dweller)bahlala besegrupini.Always on line, akula okubakhuthayo and akula abanga-commenti ngakho.

11. Izipoki👻- laba benza ingani abakho vele, okwabo yikubala kuphela okupostwe ngabanye,abayenzi even u’kikikikiki’ .Babona igroup njengeLibrary.

12. Ama bhoza 🤴🏾👸🏽👨🏽👨🏽👨🏽‍💻👩🏽👩🏽👩🏽‍💻ngama group administrators bahlezi beqaphele sonke isimo kuma groups 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽

Ngabe wena ume kuphi lapho

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“Babe are you a virgin?”
Umbona ngaleyo question ukuthi lokhu kusase yisdididi nyana🙄

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