Mbali Maphumulo is The Wife Of The Most Prominent And Richest DJ’s in S.A And She’s Got An Afro 🔥♥ .. But Wena , Your Man Akanamali , Akanamoto Futhi Akanandlu Mara Ufuna i Brazilian And Peruvian Hair 😱😏 , Nikhohlakele Yaz 😥 Anifuni Usibona Siphumelela 😰

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Omunye selokhu waluka mhla ka-16 Disemba, umluko unuka i-braai nama-cricket.

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2018 sfuna lokhu

Him: Bae ngcel kuba nawe today

Her: Eish angikho yaz, bt kzoza uSisi wami ..Love you!!

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Ukuzwe kumnandi kanjani ukuthandana nomuntu oneqiniso nenhlonipho,
ngathi ungabiza iEx yakho uthi: nayi into engangiyidinga Doti.

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Ngicela usizo guys, ngifuna umuntu ozogada ugogo wami 👵🏽 ona-88 years. Lo muntu ngizomkhokhela R2 500 ngenyanga, ukudla ngizomthengela kanye nama-cosmetics.

Ugogo ubehlala nomalume, washona umalume. Wahlala no-anti, washona u-anti. Wahlala nomfazi kabhuti, washona umkamfowethu. Wahlala nomzukulu wakhe, washona naye. Manje bengimqashele omunye usisi, naye ushonile last week.

Ngiyan’cela baf’ethu, ugogo uhleli yedwa manje. 🙏🏼 🙏🏼

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A girl was dreaming in that dream somebody shot her and she died, when she arrive in heaven god said to her “oh my child u don’t deserve to be here, I will give u a chance to live again bt u gonna return on earth as a pregnant chicken” then she went back to earth by that time is was time for her to lay egg, she went under a tree, she pushed 1st egg came out,she pushed again the 2nd egg came out and she pushed harder for the 3rd time then her husband woke her up shouting “dikeledi” “dikeledi” “o kakela dikobo (You’ shitting on the blanket) sies man!!

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After a good night:
White ladies: Thanks a lot dear it was a marvelous nyt.
Black ladies: eishhhh umuntu nxa esuka lapha mele ayedlula eSalon.

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Black people only share cigarettes and beer:
Business plans no.
Job opportunities cha,
Kodwa otshwaleni uze
ulandwe ekhaya kini.

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Uhlangane nomuntu omnyama ubuze ama direction athinaye akazi uzifanela nawe ufana nobani love!!

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Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”

Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”

Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”

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Yaz ngihalela ukuhleka ukuthi njeh sengikhohliwe ukuthi ngizothi ngihlekan

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Athi uDJ Tira: “Hello ladies!” Indoda yakho imemeze kuqala ithi: “Hellooooo!”

Qomani bodadewethu

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Kuleskhathi mawngabi iphara uhlaselwa ukuthwasa!!
Mawungekho kulokhu unyiswa i Relationship nje!!

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UMBONA NGOKUDLALA UMASKANDI KUTHI LOH AKANA MATRIC

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