Tom Boys hate the
sound of Back to school
Phela abazwan nesketi
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Tom Boys hate the
sound of Back to school
Phela abazwan nesketi
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90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. 🐈
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!😨
Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.
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Posting about ubae wakho ukuphethe kakuhle is so old,
post his/her number sizibuzele…
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Guys anyone here who knows Office of Relationship accident fund,
ngilimele kabuhlungu tuu!!
2018 was hard for me
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Monday 11:00am at school
Teacher : Good morning my children
Class : Morning ma’am
Teacher : Today we talking about colours, give me all the colours that you know.
Mmusi Maimane : Brown
Ramaphosa : Light Brown.
Gwede Mantashe : Dark Brown
Teacher : Mhmmm very good, continue
Zuma : Chris Brown
Teacher : Mxm, Malema help Zuma please
Julias Malema : Loaf Brown
Teacher : what??Hellen please help these two idiots…
Hellen Zille : Brown Dash
Teacher : Mangosuthu help these Idiots
Mangosuthu Buthelezi : Ellis Brown
Teacher : fotsek!!!
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“Ngena wena omncane e-backseat.”
Lapho zikulindile izindlovu ezintathu.
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The Reason kuno Father Christmas🎅engekho u- Mother chrismas🤶..
Ingoba wawuzozwa kuthiwa “UMITHI LOWO UKHISIMUZI UHLEHLILE” 🤷♂️
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NGIKHUMBUL UMAMA KULAMALANGA NGATHI NGINGABEK INDABA YAMI KUYE
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Vodacam uphisana ngo-2GB kulabo abafunde igama lokuqala ngendlela efanele.
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Majita, uma nibheka solala nje? 😕 🤔
Sekuvele kwafika uDladla Mshunqisi kwi-conference, anize neplani ajike lo mama. 😐
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Madoda aku-Facebook. Niwathathaphi ama-feelings abantu ningabazi eningakaze nibabone? 🤣🤣🤣
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Abazali basifisela kutsi siphumelele
Kodwa thina s’phuma belele
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Mhla kushada mina wonke umuntu uyodlula kimi ne-plate achaze ukuthi ungazelaphi. 😑
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Weqile espan eish vele hlangane ne boss yakho what can u do?
Me: eish sorry Bhuti yimin kombe losebenza laphaya
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COPIED FROM SIR:
Mhlazana ngikhonjwa ngelongo eShabula.
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Kusemini yantambama ilanga selilithube ngivela nathisa inkomo, hawu ngisadubula ivokloklo ngikhuza isitshebo esembeswe ngoboya ngisiyavalela ekhaya.
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Hawu okulithokazi kuphambuke indlela kufuna ukuyakudla isithingithingi sentakubomvu esasiceleni kwesifudlana, ngingakunqandi lokukunqanda kwavandamuka kodwa kwaphosa kwakhipha uchago okulumunye kuthange, konke ngikukhangele ngahleka ngaze ngezwa kunwayizela amavili ogqogqogqo ngibona lesisiga
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Ngasondela ke ngifuna ukubona into etshayisa uvalo into engangenkomo, ngithe ngibuqama ngibone isandla sisikha amahlamvu siwatshwathika, ngibona kuphuma inkazana ngemuva izithintitha, abuye asolobele futhi kwazise wayephinda umphehlo wokuqutha lokhe ngisazibuza ukuthi engabe esenzani engaka esethusa isitshebo, umbuzo wacitsha ngemva kokubona inkalakatha yebhalabhala lempukane eluhlaza tshoko ilenda ngemva kwalapho inkazana ekhona yaphuma incinda isiziyela endaweni zayo.
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Mina, ” uyakaka Sisi ” ebesethuka ebuqamulela elahla amahlamvu, ngahle ngaqala ukukhombisa, ngigiqela amazwi embuluza esithi uyangenyanya ngiyindoda enjani esondela emuntwini ezikhulula, esitsho njalo ngikhangele ikaka yakhe ngekhona lelihlo ngibobotheke ngithi uyanginyanya sibili uqinisile? athule. Ngiqhubeke ngigiqela ngize ngimbone eseqala ukuqunta amahlamvu ngihle ngitsho ngenhliziyo ukuthi sengena emudweni ngibone esesula ngawo nxa eqeda
ethi asiyekhulumela duze lenkomo, sesifikile ebengikhomba.
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Saqhubana sizixoxela ebethi isisu besimgijimisa ngakho iphango limsusela amanqe alikho isu mhlawumbe engingalenza afumane okuya emthaleni.
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Ngezwa kuhela enhliziyweni ngahle ngabamba ithokazi lonaleliyana elingela ngqondo elihamba lilunguza abantu abazikhululayo ngamosela, sadla kwabamnandi kwanjeyana savalelisana ngamthembisa ukuthi sizohlala sisenza into efanayo nsukuzonke, wabobotheka sehlukana.
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Ngathi ngifika ekhaya ngithola bepheke ibhobola lamaluba alo liphelekezelwa yisitshwala samabele amafitshane, lesandambe sokulumela, ngahle ngathi mina lingangibali ozizwa efuna ukubala kayebala inkomo esibayeni ngangena emkulwini ngathatha itolomoli yamanzi lenkomitsho ngadonsa utshani bokuvungula ephahleni ngadlula ngisiya exhibeni lami ngadlula ngibhodla duze labo ngathi ubuhle bendoda zinkomo zayo.
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“So, niyaye nenze njani kuma-situation anje?”
Kubuza mina ngicaba ithambo eSpur ikhadi seli-decline okwesi-4.
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