Uma uzwa isandla sakho siluma, uzoba nemali.
Uma uzwa izindebe ziluma, uzoqabula.
Uma uzwa izinyawo zakho ziluma, uzothola izicathulo ezintsha.

What if isitho sangasese siyaluma?
No, no, no, no mngani, hamba uyogeza!
Ungazikhohlisi.

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Ikhale ifon etaxin sithule sonke sifun ukuzwa iindaba umuntu avele athi “NgiseTaxin sokhuluma uma ngehla” obani ubunja ngampel?? 😤

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Usathi uyhlalele kini uzwe kukhala iGate
,mawubheka Yiiiiiiiiiiih!! yi Ex yakho
nabazali bakhe.Ubaleke uyeRoomin
yakho…….Uzibuze uziphendule”Engabe bazothini
nah? “….”Kukhona into abayfunayo
kumama? ..Hhai bebengeke beqhubane yonke
lendlela for lokho”……”Mhlawumpe bazonglobola
“……”Bengithanda vele yena lomfana
marnhh “……”Yessss!!!! Bazonglobola,Ei
sh kungcono ngfonele u Bitch wami Umngani
ngimxoxele ngalezindaba ezimnandi,Hhayi ngcono
nglinde kqala, “…After 5 minutes ubizwe
e Lounge,Uqale uzlungise madafakha uze
ufake neduku uthi “Syabangena tonight
“…Umufika eLounge ubingelele
ngenhlonipho”Sanibonani Bo baba
“…..Abuze umawakho”Nguye Lo ” Bavume
“Yebo Nguyena Lo ” kukhale “❤Gugu gugu
gugu “inhliziyo ngapha uya smiler smiler🙂🙂🙂
Abuze umawakho “Mtanami Yiqiniso ukuthi
wena wathatha I jersey lalomfana le Adidas??

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Umunt umvakashele akuthelele I coke e glass(Ini) ijeke likhona 😣🙌

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Ngehlelwa yibhadi etaxin ngishaywa yingane uthi Mama wayo ngingaviki izokhala

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Mxolisi jst proved ukuth
isferb ngeke usiyekise
ubuferb

Lento isegazini

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Ngibone amadoda enatha utshwala ekuseni ngo 9, ngasengisithi kibo, “madoda namuhla liphangise kakhulu ukunatha ngo 9 shuwa” , “basebesithi kimi, kanti im’phimbo ivulwa skhathi bani?”. Kusukela khonapho I learnt to mind my own business……

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KeaNongoma i tax🚐
isabizwa nge
khumbi

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Welcome to eMlazi where ikhadi 💳 logesi lithi 0.00 kodwa ujeqe nobhontshisi uyabhadla estofini

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Umuntu skhule naye eyivila, kodwa mangabe eseyiphara adlule ngakini ethwele I Quantum

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(Phone call)

GLORIA: “Ingane ikhalela ibhayisikili.”

MDELWA: “Nikuphi?”

GLORIA: “Sise-Shoprite.”

MDELWA: “Sukani phela ngakumathoyizi, iyani ngale ngakuma-braai pack!”

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Uma usushiyiwe yeka ukuthi “Ngeke umthole onjengami ” 🙄

Onjengawe phela akasafuneki😁

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