Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says “Ngiku bonile ulwa izolo”

Step father: eyoo kwahamba ugesi Step son : mxm kshoda wena

Angithi sonke siyavumelana ukuthi iplate ebelinesinkwa asiliwashi kodwa siyalithintitha 😂😂😂😂😂

We no longer say “awuy lapho” sivele sifihle i makeup ne weave 😌

Ukukhuluphala ekubeni ungikweleda huseyikho ukungidelela nje

Iyasebenza i-lipstick 💄 because ifihla nama-lips asaxetshulwa ugologo. 🥃 Mina nje ngiyofela iqiniso.

Do your parents know kuthi mayilele uyi’vusa ngomlomo? Ba busy bak’biza ngo Mbali kanti uMavusana.

*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_ *Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_ *Mxolisi:* Continue Reading..