Nywe Nywe amadoda izinja jikijiki nguwe loyana nge Valentines day ugijima 🏃♀️uyomthengela present yenkomishi awumthengelanga Ngan unodoli wenja omhlophe onentambo ebomvu entanyen 🤔🤔
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Umuntu abemnyama ngathi ugeza nge under Ka makhenikha
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“manje awusho,uzokwenzanjani”?
Kubuza Mina kulona ohlezi eduze kwami la eTaxin ngbona sms ethi: It’s Over efonini yakhe.
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Indoda engela mali uyibona ngokuzamula iphume inyembezi.
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Boy : can you please give me your number
Girl : Are you working ?
Boy : No
Girl : 073 154 7381
Boy : (2 min later) hhayi! Bo ayisebenzi le-
number
Girl : ifana nawe
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Him: baby vuka ngikuphelezel
Her: no baby lala ngishilo ukuthi ngzobuya month end😂😂
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Girls👯🏽stop naming your babies “Junior”.
Uzokhula lomuntu.
Imagine being called ” Mkhulu Junior”.
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Ngthenge i Aunt Caroline(Rice) estolo sama China,
only to found out that u Aunt
oseplastikini akazifakile izibuko futh udiniwe akahleki.
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Step father: eyoo kwahamba ugesi
Step son : mxm kshoda wena
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Antman
Iron man
Superman
batman
Spiderman
😩Aii I-Marvel seydlala ngathi manje.
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Him: bbe Ngthanda wena wedwa
Her: Kfanele
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He he he he he have you seen the whatsapp and facebook statuses for january compared to December?
In December the statuses were…. Phez’komunye , tholukuthi Hey ,ngidl’imali yam (enjoying my money). Woza Dizemba, Bonus fever, Reja joy, Now its January they start saying …. the lord is my shepered, my God will never leave me alone, Jehova the provider. I know the plans I have for you….No weapon formed against me shall prosper; I command poverty out of my life, Jesus will make a way for me,
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I use to bath twice or more during summer,
ngangaz kuth lemin iyeza!!
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Uswenke kufike abangani bakho bathi: “Weeeh! Awukagqoki? Siyakushiya-ke!”
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Guys, ngiyabathanda abantwana, ❤ uma udinga i-babysitter for umntwana wakho womfana ona 27 – 34 years, ungithinte
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Sisi uya prevent kodwa kwamanje u single
Udliwa yini ngune mbeza ? 😃
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