Ungazitshela ukuthi ucashe uqedile njengoba ufake leyo mask 👺 , kodwa lesosiphongo ngiyasazi.Esakho.

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Iwayini elidayiswa ngebhokisi akusilona iwayini, njengoba ne-Ricoffy kungesilona ikhofi.

Inbox location yakho uma ufuna silwe.

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👩🏽‍🦰: “Babe, uyazi umuhle kanjani?”

👨🏻‍🦱: “Le mali oyibonile Gugu, eyokuthenga usimende!”

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Yaz umjolo is not for everyone, unyise uBoity wayo thwasa wabuya waba uMrapper

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No guys, Iphi le ANC eyavotelwa abantu. Ngoba le ebusayo akuyona.

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Usungangithathela nje intombi yami ✋
Ngoba nakhu i- weak 👐 Kodwa ke loluya Pete luyangthanda😋 ingwijikhwebu yami🤢

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U Zenzo ngena e police station emanzi teeeee

Police ,,,,,yeyi baba wangena uthwele amehlo👀 sokutheni?

Zenzo ,,,,, ngifuna u msebenzi

Police,,,,, yeyi baba asila msebenzi lapha mbani othe kulomsebenzi ?

Zenzo,,,,,, ngibone I phepha elilifake e zitolo elithi ((man wanted for rape )) ngingawenza umsebenzi lowo

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(Phone call)

GLORIA: “Ingane ikhalela ibhayisikili.”

MDELWA: “Nikuphi?”

GLORIA: “Sise-Shoprite.”

MDELWA: “Sukani phela ngakumathoyizi, iyani ngale ngakuma-braai pack!”

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People who like to say “sizobe silapho noma kanjani”
never attend the event

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Sethemba nalapho kungathembisi khona ,yithina ke labo,
bathi alibulali lona ukuba liyabulala ngabe sesabamathambo mhlophe

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Why when you invite people to church they ask “iphuma nini?”, but invite them to a Braai party they ask “iqala nini?”
Blacks!!!

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Vel uShone Sakweleta Umashonisa u R13,000,000
Vel kuvike Islima sikamfundis Sikufuse

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If Umuhle Why Pho Ungakaze Uthandane Nami🤷‍♂️Uyabona Ukth Uyazkhohlisa🙄

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Indoda iyahonqa mayilele kuzwakale ukuthi ukhona ubaba wekhaya kungasale sekuthuleka nje

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