I have Years Watching TV📺
Mara Angikase Ngibone i-Advert ye Artchaar..

RIP Mama uWinnie Madikizela Mandela!!!
Sacela mawufika ngale utshele uTata Madiba ukuthi kubi!!!!
Kuyabheda la eMzansi!!!!
1. kune EFF elwa noMsholozi!!
2. UZuma akesesiye upresident
3. URamaphosa uthi singawudli uPolony😭😭😭😭
4. UMalusi Gigaba unyuse iVAT seyiwu15%💔💔💔
5. Sesino Zodwa wabantu ongaligqoki iphenti!!!!
6. Kubi nje la eMzansi kulahleke noDuduzane
7. Ayiduri Data ithi go garanti kanti uFree mode uyabhora uzithola sewureacta ngo❤ kanti kufakwe isthombe se-Ex yakho😭😭😭😭
8. We miss your Dance(Madiba Jive) safa yiVosho!!!!!
9. Syakukhumbula Tata, you won’t believe ukuthi amacala kaZuma asenciphe kanjani😳😳😳 from 700+ to just 16!!!!!
10. Cishe ngakhohlwa, sesiphelile uNkunzi entshontha izimoto kwaMashu nebhlukwe eliyi pyjama!!!
Kuningi nje Tata angeke kuphele kunanama Gupta phakathi!!!!
Please Mama Winnie udlulise sana!!!

Sengingaqala ngizisho igama nesbongo kulo sisi oncike kumina e taxin 🚐 noma ngithi ukulinda kancane 😋🤔?

My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Abafazi abazi lutho ngama fridge mpela.

*Ibambe kuhle*

Boy – l luv u girl

Gal- awula girlfriend yini

Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena

Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana

Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu

Gal- Fainted

That moment when you ask your uneducated uncle why is he emotional?
And he looks at you and be like ‘msuuuuunu’ ubani omosh’imali??

Ufuna indoda enemoto 🚗 😏 kodwa ubaba wakho yamhlula ngo-1960 isengu-R2.

Uyazi adakwe umuntu aze anike uJesu i-nickname, ambize “Mjeswana”