(Ube late eklasini ungene)
Teacher:yindaba u late?
Asande:ngyaxolisa Miss
Teacher:K ukhethani ngikubuze imibuzo ewu 5 elula noma owodwa onzima?
Asande:owodwa onzima
Teacher:K zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakheni?
Asande:1 500
Teacher:ukuthathaphi lokho?
Asande:Awu Miss sivumelane nombuzo owodwa lo wesbili uwuthathaphi?
Teacher:(quite)
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INTOMBAZANE IYAFANA NOLAMTHUTHU WAYIPHATHA KAHLE IYANYA
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Wenzani kulonyaka” kubuza Umntana Womthakathi Uthunywe ngunina.
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Virgin ngeke ulizwe lithy *seen*
mara abo mgodi 😨 yeey no seen o horny🚶
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White : driver slow down
Blacks: awu nkosi bengithi ngigibela itaxi eya ethekwini, manje ngyabona ukuthi le iya straight ezulwini
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Saze savelelwa ugogo bamthengele iphone wanyakaza ebusuku wanyaka za uthi wenza ni ngizokushutha
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Ayikho i ntombazane enama panty a more than 4 unless iphiwa abelungu ba mawayo….
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👩🦳:Haiybo Spha, Makhelwane, usuyahamba sesiphaka🍛?
🧔:Lutho anghambi neze, Ngyolanda isitsha sami sincane lesi.
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In 2018 a smoking girl must date a smoking guy. Ashes To Ashes.
Ngeke phela sikisse braaistand
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Difference between Majita 👦👨👨 AND Ladies 👧👩👱♀
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Ladies They always lie to each other..
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Lethabo: Wow chomi roko eo yago tshwanna yaz Lesego: tankie chomie
(Few minutes later)
Lesedi: shuuu o bone roko ya Lesego
Lethabo: bathong chomie okare ne e loga ke Jamaica le Sis Bee
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Majita We never lie to one another..
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Me: Hahaha enden wena le ditekie tsao lebella ko dimo o tlhoma bjang??
Zilos: sa nnyela ke label ntwe ya tura..
Johnny: le bare ke label aowa mon okare di emisa taxi yaoya town
Wisba: ereng Mabeka phezulu mo ngwaneng?? ✋😲
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Uthi unendoda usho intengaphuz ….
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.let’s not argue… Ucc wakho loyo
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Ngemsa ‘shulungeke iduno Yaaaah neh
Baba kho fena nefena
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Whites: I Didn’t Get My Change
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Blacks: So Borotho Ke R100?😕
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Ngokuvakasha nje kwaSisi wakwa makhelwane ngalamaholidi sewuphuma ngesudi ukuyokha amanzi empompini… Why u doing that bro???
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Sifile u- Nozibusiso Bubuh Ndwandwe ne make up engathi Ishlama se peanut butter🙍♂️ namhlanje.
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Bashaye iBf yakho eClubin ngezimpama ezu4 👋mase nihamba endleleni umuzwe esethi “besengilinde eyesi5 ngibulale Umuntu”
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