Ukhuhle amabhentshi esbhedlela kugcine sekuyiwona ayisifo kunalesi esikuphethe.
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Ukhuhle amabhentshi esbhedlela kugcine sekuyiwona ayisifo kunalesi esikuphethe.
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Kwaqala ngogogo wami bamdayisela amateku e-Adidas anemigqa engu-5, manje sebedayisele umkhulu isikibha esibhalwe: ‘Sebenza Girl’.
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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.
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“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.
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“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”
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Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”
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Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.
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Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.
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Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”
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🧔 mshana uqubenjani esikolen
🧓 Ndipase zonke i term malume ngaphandle kwe English
🧔 Uyifeyila kanjan i English shana ndisanda ukukuthengela i Calculate 😂😂
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akekho umuntu onyanyisa komuntu uthi usa typ uwhatsapp avele awuvale owakhe hlambe bowufuna ukusho into ebalulekile nje kuye
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Ayikho into ebanda njenge slender
Ngathi insimbi yetende 👌🚶🚶
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Girlfriend: We should go on holiday overseas baby.☺
A Zulu man: Wazi bani lapho?
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Wathi omunye ubhuti evakashela ugal wake waqhamuka ehlezi nabangani bakhe,nengane,wathi ugal ey nasilesicefe wase eya kuye, kanti iyezwa ingane, waphinda wabbits ngenye imini ubhuti wafica ingane engekho losisi washya umlayezo enganenj, yavuma wathi uzothi uthunywe ubani yathi ingane ngizothi ngithunywe uscefe, ai sithwele nina madoda
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Condom costs kab
save
This year it’s burning
put it
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Mara Ni Sure Ukuthi iMedical Aid Ayi Swipe Utjwala
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Ubaba ujikisile ukhuluma lomntanakhe..
Baba: this is my house I can’t tolerate such nonsense
Mtwana: u r ryt this is my father’s house angitshelwa okokwenza nxa kukubhowa hamba kwekayihlo lawe
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Entlek why do we have to pay on a Taxi
cause it’s going where we are going too..
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Why bangasiphi iLift nje once
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Yazi ngifuna ukuyeka insangu
Bese ngqala I business
Ley mbuzi zamaqanda
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Umqome ngoba ubone ma keys emoto
Only to realize they were gate key 😃😂😁
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English: My Mother iz a Teacher
Xhosa: UMama Wam yi Titshalakazi
Zulu : Mamamumemu 😂
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Ayikho intombazane emaphenti awu4 unless inkwa umlungu wamayo
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