“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasiza uNgidi.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ephuk’umlenze.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ngaphansi kombhede.”

*clap, clap, clap*

(Qhubeka)

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Kodwa ke iSlender naso mase sibhince iTowel kuvele Kube ngathi iShwarma.😣🚶

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*Ibambe kuhle*

Boy – l luv u girl

Gal- awula girlfriend yini

Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena

Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana

Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu

Gal- Fainted

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uNyaa wayehamba ethandaza “Nkulunkulu ngingadobha $10 ngizakhipha $1 okwetshumi ngingadobha $100 ngizakhipha $10 ngingadobha $1000 ngizakhipha $100”
kwenzakala wadobha $900 wezwakala ethi “aaah Thixo uhlakaniphile uhle wakhipha eyakho”

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Uma umunt wesfazane egeza ebe ecula,
mase esethuli usuke esegezani ?

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Ngeke ngikhohlwe
Ngigibele itaxi kwaseku ringa iphone yomuntu wathi eyiphendula wathi:
“Sho boss lo muntu ngigibele naye la etaxin ngizokhona ukumdubula uma esehla estobhin kubo”
Kwathi nya etaxin…sonke salala kibo kuka driver.
Wawungehla wena?

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Utombona ngoku Saba litulu kutsi
Uyakolota may be imali esidliso enyangeni (sangoma)

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Ngthenge i Aunt Caroline(Rice) estolo sama China,
only to found out that u Aunt
oseplastikini akazifakile izibuko futh udiniwe akahleki.

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Imali engiyaziyo eyephepha nensimbi, eyezinwele nezinzipho angiyazi mina

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Ayikho into ebuhlungu njengbona I class(klasi) lilwa ngeAnswer yeMaths uzwe kukhon abathi bathole 17 ianswer abanye bathole 18 ianswer mawuthi ubheka eyakho uthole u157 iAnswer😂😂😂😂

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Uma indoda yakho ikupha imali musa phela ukuxoxela izintombi zethu xovizwe uyasonela phela
🚮

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Okungama 2000 ngiyakubuka nje kujabulela u VusiNova thina simazi kudala esawu Vusi Ximba esacula lengoma ethi “isalukazi sigcoba iglecerina Kant ebusuku sijola nabafana”

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Intombi yakwagumede ifuna ngathi uma iikuvakashele ungayibekela isitambu ngoba eish zyadla lezinto azisuthi 😂😂😂😂 bophakathwayo yeyeye bombuni khondlo qwabe

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Izaga 1vs14
Nhlonipha abangan bomuntu wakho ngoba
ibona abaziyo ukuth yathandwa or Chabo

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Mjita one sphongo Akajole
netheken enesphongo
ama butternut ndawonye bo

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