When you’re trying to hide your slender girlfriend at night
Boom💣💣💣
Your uncle whispers to you:
“Mshana ngcela umoba ngikubonile ungena nawo”😎😎😎
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Umuntu avele aqhamuke angitshele ukuthi yena unguNebuchadnezzar umProphet ongabonwayo. Kulowomzuzu ngikhuluma naye ngimbona ngamehlo enyama. Uthe eqala nje ethi 2 – 4 – 2 – 91, ngathi akangixolele angihlangani noNebuchadnezzar ongabonwayo.
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Hlukana Ne Woman On Top .. If Uto Jumper Jumper Ngatsi Bakuphe iLift Emuva Kwe Van Lendlula Kuma Potholes 😂.. Namatsela NjengeScoco, Uthule Utsi Duu!!
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Ba busy bakubiza Bra Don eGoli kanti igama lakho langempela eKZN emakhaya, uDonkey. You demelize. 😀😀😀
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Yeyi maan,beningasiyeki ngani sbulalane,
kusho uDlamini bemlamulela kade ekinywa umakhwapheni esekweqe namehlo.
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*Imagine seeing your Ex Wyf in her new boyfriend’s car with your child, then your child sees you and shouts “Daddy futsek”*😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Uyazi ukuthi umthakathi akayisweli into azokujaha ngayo. Ngokuthi nje awukho upelepele🌶️ kusayimbali🌺, Sengonile.Sengizwa kuthiwa awumbiwa ndawonye.Ngopelepele??🤷♂️
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Plz dnt laugh aln pass it to de others
IZIMPENDULO UTITSHA AZITHOLE
KUBAFUNDI:
1.Umuntu onesisu esikhulu = STOMACH OUT
2. Umuntu omude = LONG DISTANCE
3.Umuntu ohamba nge wheelchair = CHAIRPERSON
4.Ongenazandla = VEST
5. Onekhanda elikhulu = HEADMASTER
6. Ozacile= CD or SKINNY JEAN
7. Obuya emendweni= RETURN SOLDIER
8. Ongenamoto = JOHNY WALKER
9. Okhuluma kakhulu = BLUETOOTH
10. Okhuluma kancane = SPEAKOUT
11. Othandana nabantu abaningi = QUANTUM
12. Onesishwapha = HATCHBACK
13. Onezinqa ezinkulu = PAKISTAN
14. Omubi = HORROR
15. Onamadlebe amakhulu = SATELITE DISH
16. Owesifazane ongalotsholwanga ohlala nendoda = IVOLONTIYA
17. Umuntu omfishane= FULL STOP.😄😄😂hlekisa nabanye.
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Bayakuhleba uma u-pregnant, uma sewutetile bathi: “Ngiphe yena.”
Abangani benu girls, anginamona shem. 😕
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Uba nomona uze ufise ukukhala.Ngokuhalela nje izinto zabantu.Wait for ur turn.✋
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Whites: It was fun hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: It was bad hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: I’m broke.
Blacks: Kuyanyiwa
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{Phone Rings:☎}
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Sidechick: John’s phone hello!
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Mainchick: Ngcela mnikati we phone please…🙏
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Sidechick: Yima kancane usafaka I condom sesi.
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Boss: Phuthi!!!
Me: Yes basi.
Boss: Unuka insango yindaba?
Me: Kungoba lemali ongiholela yona
incane kabi I can’t afford Cocaine..
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Usathi udlula ngasemathuneni ebusuku ⚰️ uzwe: “Psst! Iqiniso yini ukuthi next week niza niy’million?”
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Kulama advert akwaKFC, ubani owake wabona bedla isobho lakhona? Noma kubhedelwa thina?
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Being a “Side Chick” is the same as being a cabbage🍈,
you don’t know whether uyisishebo or uyisalad but at the end uyazi guthi uzodliwa!!
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