EMzimkhulu it’s either ujola nomuntu womuntu or bajola nomuntu wakho😗

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Ungenzenjani kuthiwa ngibhala i Adam uthi ubuka ewindini ubone uprincepal exosha ichips elifakwa emlomeni

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Ladies usefikile uDuduzani Zuma nezimbali?
Ufike wakhomba kanjani? 🤔

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“Ngizokuthanda kuze kubuye uJesu.”

Nivele nihlukane 💔 kungakabuyi ngisho umalume oseGoli.

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Make-up ifuna uyincedise kancane ngobuhle bakho, 👩🏽‍🦰 ingasali ilwa yodwa ngathi uSamson ebhekene namaFilisti.

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You Can’t Be Dating A Dj And Expect To Be Put On The Profile Pic ✋ ,
Uthi Ahlalephi Ama Event Poster ? 😡

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As I’m walking home, I notice a lady breaking windows in a certain house here in Klarinet. Out of curiosity I start walking slowly to see what’s happening, the lady is shouting and throwing stones.

A door opens and a guy comes out trying to calm her down, I heard her say “Ya uhlalele loku la nalezfebe” the lady is causing a scene, the guy is trying to calm her down. Lapho mina sengmile ngbukele I wanna see ukuth iyophelelaphi. The guy is trying his level best to calm the situation and avoid more people starring at them.

The lady ran into the house, the guy remained outside holding his head. I tried getting in the yard to see what’s happening the guy shouted “Yeey ungasondeli nxxx izindaba ezingakfuni” lmao I walked back ngiswabile 😂😂

The lady came out with a knife and blood on her hands, the guy screamed “Haii Sbongile wenzeni” as he entered the house. Apparently the guy had a woman inside there, he wasn’t expecting his girlfriend to come vandag. Looking at how serious things could be, I decided to go in, sengamane sbambane mina nalomjita ngoba it’s serious now.

When I got in, Sbongile is fuming, swearing. She’s angry, she’s furious yooo. When I got inside the house, she stabbed the lady who was with her man, but nothing hectic just usikeke esandleni, I think she was trying to take the knife away from Sbongile and got cut.

I decided to go out, Sbongile took her bag and decided to leave, I called her to wait for me. I told her to calm herself down aye endlini and not take any rash decision. She told me she lives at Kriel and right now ama transport awasekho. Makashayisa espanini she wanted to surprise her boyfriend since it’s cold, she thought he’d appreciate that, little did she know that umjita une standby.

I felt sorry for her, decided to go with her edladleni lami uzolala in the spare room since seku late nama transport aphelile aya la abloma khona. On our way to my home we have a conversation, I let her speak her heart yaboo, ukuth abe grand ma@n ehlise istress.

When we got to my home, I told her to relax and not think too much. I ran her a hot bath yabo just to freshen up and calm her nerves. I went to the shop to buy vaslap for her. I came back, told her ukuth angangena daar ageze while I make her a cup of coffee. I gave her my girlfriend’s gown ukuth agcoke yona since she had nothing on her, her clothes are at her boyfriend’s place.

While she’s bathing and I’m making coffee, I heard a knock on the door. Went to open

“SURPRISE!!!!… SAY HI TO DADDY”

It’s my girlfriend nencosi 😭😭😭

Sbongile comes out of the bathroom wearing my girlfriend’s gown

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Izolo sdakwe🍺🕺 saze senza ibraai 🥩🥓kodwa masvuka imvu
🐑
isaboshiwe ☝️nkinga uSpoti🐕 asimboni🤷‍♂️

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What if ezululwini udla imali yakho yomnikelo? 😯 yazi abanye bazo lamba 😂 Ngiya e sontweni mina Sunday

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White Couple At The Mall:👫

Black Couple At The Mall: 🚶🚶‍♀ Uzongifica e Spar Ngoba Usamodela🙁

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I TV angiyibuki nje mina, ngicikwa ukubuka abantu besemsebenzini bebhala imali mina ngilibele ukuqhetha kusofa.
Abadlali bebhola bona izinyawo zabo zibakhela ama million, mina ezami ezokuhamba.

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Uhlangane ne x yakho solo yibi
Uze uyibute kutsi solo usangikwatele yini nge bubi

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Uyaz ngithe ngisa cabanga kwenza Omnye umcabango nga cabanga 🤔,
ngithe ngisa cabanga 🤔 kwa Vela Omnye umcabango ,
khowubange nawe usu cabanga nje 🤔

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Aku blue ticker ubbe uzizwe ngathi awuyifakanga kahle iSim Card 😭

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Welcome to South Africa

Yazi abantu bayakhuluma, uye emzini ufike kuyiskhathi sedinner bakuphakele ukutya nawe udle
Nkinga ila walinge nje wadla fast kuthiwa tjoooo ebeselambe kakhulu , udle kancane kuthiwa uyancakuza njenge Kati, fine kwenzek ukudla ungakuqedi baphinde bakhulume bath”wakushiya ucabanga ukuth kuzophindwe kudliwe wuban?” Usukuqedile ke baphinde bathi ubethwa yindlala.😂😂

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