TJOOOOOO! … KUNZIMA KULOMSHAYELI:

Intokazi ephethe amabhokisi amabili e-pizza ingene etek’sini yaqonda esihlalweni esingemuva. Umshayeli wetek’si akazange ay’linde nokuthi ihlale phansi, wavele wamemeza: 🗣”Noma ungaya esihlalweni esisemuva wesisi kodwa uzowakhokhela lawo maTILES!!”… 🤔🤔

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Nayo lento yokuthi iBoyfriend kumele ibe nemali siyizwa ngani enijoliswa indlala.🙃🤔

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Uzalo luyabheda nj Lvovo played a character whr he was in jail not so long ago bt now he is back as Lvovo aisuka!!

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Seen means..
S-seksen nguwe😴
E-emini nguwe😴
E-Ebsku nguwe😴
N-ngidziniwe nguwe👐

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Being a “Side Chick” is the same as being a cabbage🍈,
you don’t know whether uyisishebo or uyisalad but at the end uyazi guthi uzodliwa!!

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INTO EMNANDI NGOKUKHULUMA WEDWA UKT AWUPHIKISWA UMUNTU

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My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Abafazi abazi lutho ngama fridge mpela.

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Sekunzima nokutshela ingane yami ukuthi ngakhula singenawo ugesi, ngoba nayo ivele ithi: “Nami.”

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Yazi angimazi mina ugogo wami ukuthi uneminyaka emingaki.ngoba njalo uma ngimbuza uvele athi amashumi amanti nanti

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Abaphuzayo baphuze fast, uDisemba uyaphela next week!

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Wake wajola nomuntu ophathwa ikhanda. Obona kahle nje ukuthi kade lamqala and alikazukumyeka ngoba naku kukhona wena. Uyabona futhi ukuthi usezame yonke inhlobo yephilisi, imijovo, izihlungu obaba abathize abalaphayo nogogo abathize abandizayo. Uthole ukuthi ngo 07h00 urite Kumnandi ngabo 07h15 hau liqale phansi ikhanda.

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Zulu guy praying with a Xhosa guy…..
Zulu:Siphe namuhla isinkwa sethu, semihlangemihla….
Xhosa guy interrupting…
Xhosa: Mxelele ntanga afake ne Jam
😂😂😂🚮

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Kwawa incwadi, sagoba sobabili sayicosha. Saphakama kwahlangana amehlo, ngamamatheka. 🙂 Wathi: “Usinekani?”
Ey, ngoba amantombazane izinja. 😥

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Uthi udlula ngase KFC nendoda yakho yaseMzimkulu uyizwe ithi “engath bengasbiza basiphe izikhumba 😋”🤣🤣

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“So, niyaye nenze njani kuma-situation anje?”

Kubuza mina ngicaba ithambo eSpur ikhadi seli-decline okwesi-4.

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