If She Doesn’t Introduce You To Her Parents,
Chamela Phakath Bazozfikela Bona Bezokbona

King Monada can kill your favourite Rapper
by just saying “Makwela Makwela”

UJohn uthandana noPinky. UJohn wasesithi’ Pinky ngicela ukuthi Mhla kungenamuntu ngakini ungitshele ngivakatshe. Ngenye iSunday uPinky ne family yakhe bavuka ekuseni bageza baya esontweni. Bathe besendleleni wathumela uJohn i sms’ wathi woza akuna muntu ngekhaya. Waya egijima uJohn. Uthe efika wathola ukuthi no Pinky naye akekho. Adobhe iphone ngolaka u John’ Kanti uthi ngize kanjani usazi ukuthi awukho? Aphendule uPinky’ angithi wathi ma kungelamuntu ngekhaya ngikutshele uvakashe. Ngubani owaye-wrong lana?

Zihlobo ezinhle linjani ma kulomuntu owadobha I suitcase eyi Navy blue iqinile nje ilithambo ngo Dec yawiswa yimota eyayithwele isidumbu yawela endaweni zase Maphisa kodwa akwazakali kukuphi yayingabhalwanga I Gama ngeyomufi owayethwelwe manje kunzima umufi uyapoka sesizame yonke into ukuthi angapoki ufuna impahla zakhe siyacela owayidobhayo atshaye ucingo kule number 002363777373900 siyacela mpela awutshontshanga wadobha kodwa loba usizigqokile ziqoqe lezo zinto uzifake esuitcasin ziphindele kumnikazi uyasihlupha ubona sesibhala nje kunzima ngoba uzagcina esehlupha wena mazidobha siyacela ma wadobha tshaya ucingo I suitcase ngeyase St Joseph siyabonga yithi abakibo ka Mufi uqoqe konke okwakuphakathi uphindisele into zomufi Siyabonga

Sesbona ngama Blocks
Ekhanda kuth lo
ndoda yakhe umahlalela

Zulu Is Very Nice!
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake,but she ran out of eggs. So she went to her usual grocery store Emakhaya.
As she walked in,the owner Mkhize was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.she went back home and baked the cake.to her surprise the eggs were rotten (Abolile),so she went back to the store and this time Mkhize wasn’t there,but his wife Makhosi was there.
” Nomthandazo approached Mkhize’s wife and said,”Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosi,obviously shocked and upset asked:”Wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda wendoda yami abolile?! Nomthandazo replied:”Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe Lami..!

Ufuna umshado kodwa ufaka isisu ephentini👙

Ubani ongavuma ukushada ne Kangaroo

Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says:
“Ngikubonile Ulwa Izolo”