Wife : Wena Phuthi ngibone uSusan ekwenze I profile picture yakhe.?
Me: Ohh ok.
Wife : Uthi ok njani mina ngikutashela. Uyini kaSusan wena?
Me: Ngiyi Profile picture yakhe angithi nguwe otsho njalo.
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Kuthiwa kumnandi ukubaliselwa ihlaya wumunt’omumbi ngoba awuhlek’hlaya kuphel ugcin’usuhleka naye ngenxa yobubi bakhe
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Lobhuti engibambisene naye kwezothando uthi amabhulukwe akhe ayancipha 🤣🤣 ngimchazele noma nizongichazelela yena 🤣
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Thatha iphone ka Bae☝️
if i-battery isithi 2% uziposte bese ufihla icharge👌 uwise namaSwitch💪
and Thank me later
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Orlando Pirates
EZIMNYAMA .
(Hhayi ngenkani)
Inkani iphelile
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Uma ugogo wakho engakubuzi ukuthi usudlile yini njalo uma umtshela uthi usuyahamba, awunagogo uzihlalele.
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Teacher: why are you late?
Skhanyiso: itolo sishibe ngalenkhukhu lesivusako eksen Sir😟
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Intombi eza ngamasimba uyibona ngokufika icela itoilet ifika nje…
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Yaz lento oyishoyo ifana nomunt odla inyam eyosiwe epheth ama toothpick kodwa engenama zinyo
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Ayikho into ebuhlungu njengbona I class(klasi) lilwa ngeAnswer yeMaths uzwe kukhon abathi bathole 17 ianswer abanye bathole 18 ianswer mawuthi ubheka eyakho uthole u157 iAnswer😂😂😂😂
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Teacher:What does HIV stands for?
Boy:Holiday in Victoria falls.
Teacher:(Angry)u kids are stupid last week lathi umntwana wemvu yimvana now u keep repeating your stupidity, and wena Fatso i asked you nicely ukuthi’what’s a baby lizzard called’and u said Lizzy.Cynthia lawe uyahĺeka.That day i asked you where fish come from and u said egabheni.l give up manje.Tsitsi akungiphendule, ilizwe elilungisa amakombi kuthwa kungaphi?
Tsitsi:tsikombi
Teacher:Simba make a sentence ele word ‘sugar’.
Simba:umama unatha itiye.
Teacher: manje ibala elithi ‘sugar’lingaphi khonapho?
Simba:liphakathi kwetiye
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Ujole ne 2003 Likbuze iGama laMamakho, Ubone iBio Seyibhalwe “Makoti ka Selina”
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OSfundo Nomfundo Fundiswa Must Date Each
Yeah Department Of Education One Side
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Indoda ibambe umfazi wayo nendoda. Icasuke ife ithathe umfazi wayo bahambe baye ekhaya. Mabefika ekhaya isho ngokuthukuthela okukhulu ithi “wena mfazi thatha zonke izingubo zakho uham….. “iringe ifoni kankosikazi ubaba esakhuluma. Unkosikazi ayiphendule ku loud speaker. Kuzwakale nje ” thank you for claiming your lotto winnings, you may comey to our offices to collect your 3million rands ” Ajabule Unkosikazi mayeqeda athi “baba uthe izingubo zami zenzenjani? ” indoda isho ngelipholile ithi, “bengithi letha zonke izingubo zakho ngikuwashele
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White people
Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number
Receiver : 0612569123
Black people
Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da
Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam
Receiver : 063
Caller : yah
Receiver 846
Caller : yah
Receiver : 4467
Caller : double 4 bani?
Receiver 4467
Caller double 4, 6 bani?
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Uthi uvakashel i-boyfriend yakho you
misplace your phone and you ask him to
borrow you his phone, ubone wallpaper its
you uthi uyaslide uthole kune password
uthi “babe ipassword” avele akunyise athi
“your name hun ” uthi ushaya number
yakho ibhalwe ‘my wife ‘ kuvele kuthi
shishiliza nge ass phansi. Uthi usangen Ku
WhatsApp wakhe profile uwena , gallery
kugcwele wena Facebook kwi bio uwena,
awkodwa ngelosi yomjolo . Athi babe nali
card lase FNB… Uthi I_pin bbe? Athi your
date of birth hun Aaahw Jesu this guy
you say…
Uthi usaguquka embhedeni uvele
uphaphame ephupheni unye nyi
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