A girl was dreaming in that dream somebody shot her and she died, when she arrive in heaven god said to her “oh my child u don’t deserve to be here, I will give u a chance to live again bt u gonna return on earth as a pregnant chicken” then she went back to earth by that time is was time for her to lay egg, she went under a tree, she pushed 1st egg came out,she pushed again the 2nd egg came out and she pushed harder for the 3rd time then her husband woke her up shouting “dikeledi” “dikeledi” “o kakela dikobo (You’ shitting on the blanket) sies man!!

Angilwi!! Ngicel ukbuza kulaba abanempandla if begeza bayigeza kanye nekhanda or kanye nobuso

Only abantu abake bayehliswa bengakaqedi,
would understand why Zuma was refusing.
Ukuyehla ungakaqedi is just so cruel.

Sesbonga khona ukuthi uNkulunkulu umunt weslisa🙏🏼✔️ Kube enye iGender ngane iyndaba zethu zibhalwe emafini🚶🙄

Ngicela ningifundisa ukutshekisa le emoji “😂” kade ngizama, ngiyehluleka. 😢 😭

Ungayithandazisi ingane ngenkani

uNyaa 9yrs ucelwa ukuba athandazele ukudla kwantambama kukhona namavisitor

“Nkosi nkulunkulu mdali womhlaba naku langikhona ngicela baba ungibuyisele ikhaya lami.

La ekhaya nkosi angisasuthi ngenxa yalezingane zo anti ezigcwele la kithi azidli mdali ungathi ukudla ziyaqala ukukubona amatoyizi ami aphuke wonke ngicela nkosi ukhulule izinyawo zabo bakwazi ukuya emakubo ngingakazaci

Ngithandazela nomama nkosi ake ahlukane nalemkhuba ayenza nobaba weposi embhedeni kababa,nobaba naye ngiyacela nkosi umenze abone ukuthi lento ayenza nalomfelokazi umaGcwensa ayilungile ngoba kwamali yeskole ayikhokhiwe uyidla nalomama ozilile.

Siza nkosi b4 ngiba istreet kid Amen wathi eqeda unina wayesequlekile uyise engasabonwa