So nifike nimithisane nodwa then nithi iyntombi zethu azikhiphe oR200 ukuza Kuma Babyshower mabengenzi nithi ama Fake Friends.🙄😏

BEN’GSE POLICE STATION yakwaMASHU
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AKEKHO NGEMPELA NJE U MONDLI
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Ngibone nje uKompela ayovula iqala
What happened to Chiefs i rape’we yin coz ngizwe bakhuluma ngokdliwa ?

iPerfume yePLAYBOY
KwaNongoma ibhalwe,
‘DLALA MFANA’

Uzwe voice kamama wakho esesangweni usenza ama-fries 🍟 ka-R60. 😭

Baby dadies will hurt you until to a level where you change your baby’s name. 😂 😂 😂
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You will change your baby name from “Owethu to Owami”.

Angiyazi ngempela I English,kodwa
“childish” indishi yengane leyo

At Psycad they say we should get enough rest and the lecturers tell us to make at Varsity you shouldn’t sleep three for more than three hours… kahle kahle nithi what must we do?

In a taxi from Beitbridge to Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi vele yeeee!!!!

All those bullets MaNzuza dodge in Sarafina
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Finally got her on Uzalo

Entlek siya ezulwini or u jesus
uyeza? Ngathi sizophambana
ngendlela la