Indoda yangampela masizochama
uyizwa imemeza ipin isho nemal yonk esebank

“Nawe uyahleka”?

Kubuza umuntu owazi onke amaSecret wakho

I overheard a fight next door and the woman said “ngifuna ukulala lamadoda wonke endaweni ngikukhawulise”.
Today i didnt go to work am waiting for my turn.

Asixoxeni, ngifuna ukwazi.

Mhla ukhulelwe sisi, kuyobikwa isisu kubo kamfana, kwenzekani? Mhla ukhulelisile bhuti, kuzobikwa isisu kini wenza njani? 🤔

Sixoxeleni, sihleke kube mnandi. 😂

Umuntu uzoze afe impela nje engakaze edibane nezimbila zithutha

Why i stopped dating men from Makokoba ME: Babey, ngisekombini ngyabuya uthe ngiyehlele nga?
HIM: drop off esihlahleni lesana abagwazela khona irasta leliyana, then uhambe ngetara ekuleft, uzadlula ishabhini okuthwenisa ama shake shake so, then go streit, uzabona indlu lapho amapholisa agcwele khona ethatha ama fingerprints ewindini, thne wena turn right. Uzahamba kancane uzthola lapho okulabantu abanengi khona, ngikhonaphana ngibukele izaguru!

Quote of the day*

*Taxi driver* : ngicela sibhadaleni ngama seat
*Passenger* : bese sihlala phezukwani?

Umona

US’thole kwakuyindoda ezihluphekelayo. Kwathi ngolunye usuku yakhetha ukuthandaza.

Ithi “Nkulunkulu ngiyahlupheka ngicela ungiphe nje okuhle.”

Nangampela uzwakale umthandazo wakhe kuNkulunkulu.
Amphendule u Nkulunkulu athi, “Cela noma yini oyifunayo, kodwa yazi ukuthi kukho konke ozokucela, ngizonika nomakhelwane wakho kuphindwe kabili.
Avume uSthole

Nangampela acabange ukucela imoto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba nezimbili. Ayeke!

Acabange ukucela ibus, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba namabili.
Ayeke!

Acabange ukucela uR5 million we lotto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba no R10 million.
Ayeke!

Athule, ecabange ukuthi angacelani nje.!

Abe esethi “Nkulunkulu ngicela ungikhiphe ihlo ( iso )elilodwa. Ezwakale esethi usuyokwenza njalo ke nakumakhelwane.

Ngikhuluma ngomuntu onomona akakwazi ukucela into ezomsiza ngoba ubheka ukuthi nomakhelwane wakhe uzoba nakho. Uncamela ukuphuma iso ngenxa yokuthi nomakhelwane awakhishwe omabili awakhe amahlo.

Akaphumeleli umuntu onomona kunalokho ulahlekelwa ilokho anakho.

Qaphela umona shlobo sami namhlanje!

Ungahlali nale msg idlulisele nakwabanye.

Ubaxwayise ngomona ungasizakali wedwa ngoba wangaydlulisa uzobe unomona sengzohlala phasi ngdedele ofakazi wangafakaza ngalendaba kyobe unomona ngcela inkosi ibusise enikzwile amen

Ameni

In English:Wife material😋😊

In Zulu:Sdwedwe somfazi