Akshiye Umfana Usukwaz Uk’pheka Ngo2plate Wakubo Oshokhayo
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Akshiye Umfana Usukwaz Uk’pheka Ngo2plate Wakubo Oshokhayo
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Uhlulwe i Relationship uze usukume nabagulayo esontweni
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“Baby, angisezi ukuzokulanda.” Lapho senginike nomalume ukudla 🍲 kwami. 😩
Jesu ungishiyelani? 😭 😭 💔
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Uyikhumbule I kiss ngathi ubuyipeyela isenzile le lockdown ngoba besithandelwa ne kiss le🙆
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Teacher : class bakhona abalovile?
Thobeka😛: Bazoba khona kanjan belovile?
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Wake wajola early kwi Party kanti kusazofika abantu aba right?
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(Ube late eklasini ungene)
Teacher:yindaba u late?
Asande:ngyaxolisa Miss
Teacher:K ukhethani ngikubuze imibuzo ewu 5 elula noma owodwa onzima?
Asande:owodwa onzima
Teacher:K zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakheni?
Asande:1 500
Teacher:ukuthathaphi lokho?
Asande:Awu Miss sivumelane nombuzo owodwa lo wesbili uwuthathaphi?
Teacher:(quite)
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Imagine uthi ubize uber uphuma e Hotel le ex yakho kuqamuke indoda yakho e driver leyo morto what r u going to do
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UBae wakho unayo imoto 🚗or sizowanyathela amadimoni?🚶🏽♂️🤣🤣🤣
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If ujola neSdudla awuboni masi Preg
usizwa nje sesithi : “Umntwana ushoda ngama Huggies
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Kaizer Chiefs iyafana nemomozi, noma idliwe ayisuki la ikhona. 😏
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When your gf leaves her size 8 shoe by the door and your mom shouts “Ubani lendoda esigqoka AmaPumps la?
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Le pain eniyizwa uma nikuma period, Nathi sizwa yin uma nisicela imali. 😭😭😭😭
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Ungalibuki i-plate lomuntu okade ephaka ngoba uzoba ne-stress esinzima. ✋🏽
Awuthi ngilale, kusile kusasa
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Ngiphuphe bengiquma ikhanda baqede bangishaya ngalo ebusweni 😭💔
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wo babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.
“What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby. “I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.
“Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling, “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”
He carefully got himself into the other baby’s crib, then quickly disappeared in to the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big smile on his face. “You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he said proudly.
“You’re ever so clever,” said the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”
“It’s quite easy really,” replied the baby boy, “you’ve got pink socks and I’ve got blue ones.”
Ubusubacabangelani abantwana?
Please leave your filthy mind.
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