Girlfriend: We should go on holiday overseas baby.☺
A Zulu man: Wazi bani lapho?

Kulondoda engangimkweleda imali yakhe, manje one day waqhamuka ezofuna imali yakhe. Ngoba ngangihlezi labantwana ngabona ukuthi ukubaleka akuyenzi ngabe ngithi abafana bangimbokothe ngebhavu, langempela bangimbokotha.
Uthe efika ebuza abafana bathi ubaba kakho.
Undoda nango ebethi ebafaneni hayi kulungile angabuya limtshele ukuthi isikhathi sesiside engikweleda sengibona kungcono ngithathe ibhavu yami.

Unesishwapha kodwa awukwazi ukupheka ubriyani kanti wiNdiya elinjan?

Even if Jesus can come and say Nigerians Profets are fake

South Africans , still gonna say “unamanga lo uhlushwa umona”
🙉🙉🙉 awuu shem !!

LET ME TELL YOU DA TRUTH😏☝
INDODA IYAFANA NOJESU😑☝
IBATHANDA BONKE ABANTU BAYO

In a taxi from Beitbridge to Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi vele yeeee!!!!

I am so Glad emzimbeni sinama “Sosha” imagine if besinama “Phoyisa” indlela aneCorruption ngayo

Senzo Mteshane:buzothi udla iPap neNyama lifike eswini lingasena Nyama..

Kubo-bonke laba abazitshela ukuthi ayikho into AbangaYazi,ubanike lowaLuma I aphula leli elikwi i-phone?