Black people only share cigarettes and beer:
Business plans no.
Job opportunities cha,
Kodwa otshwaleni uze
ulandwe ekhaya kini.

SIKUJWAYELE LOKHU NJENGABANTU ABAMNYAMA:
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1. Silobole kuphele 5 years, umshado dololo.
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2. Abazihluphi nge-divorce, they just separate for the rest of their lives.
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3. Bahlezi be-late emasontweni, emsebenzini and everywhere else ngaphandle uma kuyiwa ebumnandini, especially when “Club entry is free before 11pm.”
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4. I-Diabetes siyibiza ngoshukela.
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5. I-toothpaste yonke ekhona ibizwa nge-Colgate.
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6. Ubathola be-driver imoto etown, ivuliwe amawindi ngisho kuthiwa liyana ngoba befuna ukubonwa or umuntu abamaziyo khona bezombingelela.
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7. Emicimbini baswenka beconse khona bezobukwa, kodwa abafiki nazipho (presents).
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8. Umndeni nomndeni kuba khona isihlobo esine-criminal record.
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9. Uma befa bashiya izikweletu, engabe bashiya amafa.
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10. Uma bephukelwe yifriji balenza ikhabethe.
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11. Uma begugelwe yiphentihosi balenza iduku.
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12. Ushaye u-callback uthi ungibhazile.
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13. Ugugelwe yithawula ulenze isikorobho.
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14. Isitsha se-Rama siphatha ngaso ukudla emsebenzini.
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15. Steelwool senziwe u-cricket.
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16. Umbhede usekwe ngezitini.
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17. Ibhodlela le-mayonnaise siliphendula ibhodlela likasawoti kumbe lika-curry powder.
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18. Sigeza sizikhuhle ngesaka lama-orintshi.
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19. Ama-corn flakes kuthiwa ama-Kellogs.
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20. RSVP, asiyazi leyo nto. It’s either siyafika or asifiki, usuyobona nawe.
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21. Sithenga izicathulo ezibizayo bese sihlobisa nge-cardboard lakhona.
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22. Container ye-yoghurt 1kg uma isiphelile sifaka kuyo steelwool, skirpoto nensipho yokugeza izitsha.
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23. Isaka lempuphu liphenduka ivovo lokuvova utshwala besintu.
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24. Isigubhu se-Powerade siphatha ngaso i-juice esikoleni. (Phika phela)
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25. Isigubhu sika-2 litha we-juice/wamasi sifaka kuso imbiza yokuchatha.
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26. Uma kuphela impuphu sibiyele ingadi ngesaka lempuphu.
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FAKA OKWAKHO NAWE SIHLEKE SONKE

When your girlfriend text you ” babie ngihambisa ugirl kubaba wakhe ngobuya monday ekusen……” ngyakuthanda😍 yezwa and takecare🤗😘

Shit that sore body you get just from reading this kind of message yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr😏🙄

You know that she will definitely get tlof tlof🍑🍆 kubaba wengane yakhe

Kholisa impilo ngesikhathi usayenelisa. Kulalapho umuntu ayake agule khona serious okokuthi lokusuza could be taken as recovery. Uyabe suku coma, no movement, no nothing okokuthi abantu bayabe besithi usufile. Ubususithi bhuuuu, abantu bajabule abanye bahle baqale ukufonela abanye besithi namuhla ungcono uke wasuza.

People who like to say “sizobe silapho noma kanjani”
never attend the event

Ikushaye I exam uze ucabange kusukuma u invigilate

I just did 5 push ups😊 now I feel like starting a fight
msun yenu nonke.. wozani la✊

URamaphosa Wenu selokhu aba uPresident
akaze aphose Ngisho Eyodwa iRama

Uthi “excuse me” etaxin yaseNkandla uzwe ogogo behleba bethi “uye ummeli kaZuma lo”

Noba ungathi Hello Handsome ngeke 🤔 ngivume nicelana kabi nina ama Airtime

Does “Nomvula” In English means
“No Rain”? Zulus Help😂😂💔

No Mvula