Asiyihlaziyeni bakwethu. UMelusi wayadinga umsebenzi kweleMelika, wafika wasebenza wenza izimali zakhe, wasethumela umbiko eZimbabwe ukuba abangakubo abamdingele umfazi omuhle ozithobileyo, ngesikhatshana batsho sebelitholile icishalanga, ngeviki elilandelayo wabuya ekhaya UMelusi, uthe nxa ekoBulawayo wahlangana letshatshazi lentombi isilingo samkhulela wasezibika kwavunyelwana, basuke baqonda eguest house baqeda ubusuku bekhona, ekuseni uMelusi wavuka elubhekise ngakibo eMagwegwe, wathi efika bathi unkosikaziwakho uphumile uyojika manje, ngesikhatshana wayesethelekile unkosikazi ayemdingelwe, uMelusi wathi ephakamisa ubuso wabona ngulowana obelele laye eguest house. Sithi laba bobabili bafeba yini kumbe uMelusi walala lomkakhe. Kumele uqhubeke yini umtshado?

If ekfihla nawe mfihle✋😏kvele kube amafihli fihli

I learned that girls are impressed by material things in 2001,
when I heard Noxolo singing
“Iskipa s’ka Jonny esbhale u7 siyang’chaza”

When you’re trying to hide your slender girlfriend at night

Boom💣💣💣

Your uncle whispers to you:
“Mshana ngcela umoba ngikubonile ungena nawo”😎😎😎

“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.

“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.

“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.

“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.

“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.

Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”

Jehova! 🙆🏽‍♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?

Mina ngo 67min kaMandela day nakhu engizimisele ngukukwenza:

1.Ngizolungisa indlu yegagu, kunini yanetha bakwethu?

2.Ngizosiza Izimbila njengoba zizobe zithutha I’m sure zizobe zisindwa.

3.Ngzohamba ngiyolanda lendoda eyashaya uNomathemba ngifuna ichaze yayishayelani ingane.

4.Ngizobheka leliPhela elaluma uNano eyoboleka uphondo.

5.Ngizothenga leskhathi esadliwa yinja.

6.Ngizonikeza ijuba imali yokugibela mase beyolichutha phambili,lingafiki selikhathele.

7.Ngizothengela ikati umbhede,kunini lalala eziko sekuyazwela manje.

8.Ngizobe ngipholisa amaseko.

9.Ngizonicelela ukubona uDriver wakaKhumbul’ekhaya.

10.Ngizohamba ngiyobheka lomuzi onotshwala okuhlezi kuthiwa uzokhonjwa.

11.Ngizosula utshwala obugayiwe njengoba kuthiwa buchitheka bugayiwe.

12.Ngizofuna umuntu esohlangana naye eskhaleni kwaNtombela.

13.Ngizomanzisa imbhenge ukuze abazoyikhatha bangagqilazeki ngokuyikhotha yomile.

14.Ngzohamba ngiyobheka amagwababa lapho achobanela khona.

15.Ngizohamba ngiyosiza amagwababa echobana I’m sure khona eselikhathele.

Yikho engizokwenza ngosuku lokuzalwa kukaTata Mandela.

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