• You Can’t Be Ugly & Eat Simba or Lays..
Uthi Ama-Skopas Adliwa Ngubani?

Umthole e-single, umthande, bamthathe, umyeke, bamyeke, nibuyelane, babuye.

Jesu uthuleleni?

“Mzukiswa a ke batle o ba victim ya abuse, am too young” Ayy weh Aphiwe who told you that it’s only old people who have to be abused?😡

Her : Babe yaz ngyagula
Him: Ncono wena … abanye bafile

Him: bbe vuka ngikukhaphe
Her: no relax love bengishilo ekhaya ngath zobuya month end 😂

Mantombazana ngicela ningibuzele kulabo bhuti be straight-back ukuthy yin inkinga yabo…..ngoba no usher akasawendzi lama simba no jub jub imbala. .

At a burial yesterday, while I was there, my
brother called my phone to ask who killed
the chicken at home, and also the pastor
that was preaching was saying “whoever
that killed this man will confess today”…..
I tried to reply my brother in a low voice
but he couldn’t hear me because the place
was noisy, so I shouted “Hi Mina ninga
dlaya….
Brothers and Sisters, the next thing I can
remember is that I woke up in a hospital
this morning with a swollen face, 3teeth
missing and a broken bone

Kanti uzathola kanjani umtshado wena ungaka devorce lo owawumtshadile ematopeni.
God is not stupid yazi!!

Noma ungayivula yonke, ma ingazwakali ayizwakali nje. Ihlupha lapho ke iradio

Grade 12’s here is ur new time table
08:30- Generations
09:00- Muvhango
09:30- Skeem Saam
10:00- Emzini Wezinsizwa
10:30 Break
11:30- Rhythm City
12:00- Scandal