Ngala ujabulela ukuthi iboyfrnd yakho iyakubheja,ngala uyaguga lutho amalobolo.
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Dear Debonairs,
Bengicela nitshele abasebenzi ukuthi ngicela basike equal pieces ngoba siyaxabana uma sesidla namagenge.
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Blacks will point at an empty chair and ask ukuthi “kuhlezi bani laphana?”.
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Men are respecting people you know.
The main reason why your boyfriend will breakup with you after having a baby is because he cant continue ukujola phambi kwengane.
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Sekunzima nokutshela ingane yami ukuthi ngakhula singenawo ugesi, ngoba nayo ivele ithi: “Nami.”
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Ubani ofuna siSign(e) nayo iContract
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Lokhu kuqinisekisa ukuthi mina (Igama),___________ njengoba ngisayinile ngezansi (Ozobhejwa) ngiyazibophezela futhi ngiyathanda ukubhejwa wu (Igama)___________________________________(Imbebhi).
Ngiyaqinisekisa ukuthi iminyaka yami yobudala iyangivumela ukuthi sengingadliwa, ngijabulele ubumnandi bokuba nesinene engasiphiwa nguMdali. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi angidakiwe wutshwala futhi akangidakiswanga ngasidakamizwa ngiyimina ngiphelele nomqondo wami, futhi sengiqhanyelwe ngiyafa, ngilangazelele lolu holokoqo lo mthondo ozongena ezibilini zenkomo yami. Ngiyaqinisekisa nokuthi umzuliswano ngamunye ngowemvume yami. Ngiyasho bakithi ukuthi imbebhi yami * ayisebenzisanga sihluku * ayingisabisanga ngalutho * ayingiphoqanga, * futhi ayingithembisanga lutho ukuze ngiyibhebhise. Ukwengenza nje, imbebhi yami * angiyesabi nakancane * futhi angilindele mshado kuyona. Angikucacise ukuthi; sizobhebhana nje angimazi noma ushadile yini futhi anginandaba. Njengoba ezongibhebha nje angihuqi buthongo futhi angidakiwe kodwa ngibhejwa ngoba ngithanda futhi angangibhebha kangangokuthanda kwakhe, kuphela nje ngemvume yami. Uma engibhebhe ngeneliseka njengoba ngilindele, ngiyamvumela kusemanje ukuthi aphinde angihlabe nginabe ngenele ngesikhathi esoshiwo nguyena futhi nami uma ngifisa. Ukwengeza nje angisoze ngaba wufakazi kumbe ngime ebhokisini lenkantolo ngethule ubufakazi obucindezela yena, kumbe ngifake icala lokuthi ungidle ngenkani ngingafuni, noma ngabe ngiyamitha, ngithola isifo socansi, kumbe ngibona ukuthi wephule amalungelo athize ami, noma ngabe yini esizoyenza manje ngiyayithanda futhi ngiyayemukela. Ngisayine nginqunu ngaphambi kokugxumela embhedeni sikususe lokho_________ (Usuku)_____________(Inyanga nonyaka). Sayina Mbhejwa: ______________________ Usuku lokuzalwa : __________________ Usuku obhejwe ngalo:____________________
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Ama boyfriend wenu talk a lot on the phone, once wam’ vakashela ukupha amaLemon Cream adlale no music ka Sjava athule athi duuuu🤫, after every 10min umuzwe athi…… “yaaaah ng’yakuzwa ke ma-Phindi-Phindi”✋
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If Wake Wamemeza Ibhanoyi ukuthi Alikphathele Amaswidi
Syabizwa E-Äirport Sezifikile Izinto Zethu😹
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Ukukhuluphala ekubeni ungikweleda huseyikho ukungidelela nje
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Hleka ways waya😂😂 la uhleka uze usuze 😂😂
Uze uphathwe ikhanda🤯🤯😫amahlaya
Kuphela la
😂😂😂😂💯💯
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Ngifunza abantu abaSingle ☺ amaDoritoz ngeValentine day 🌹
SMS “HLOFU” to 31314
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Ayikho indoda engenaso ISdudla sayo 🥰👌
But ngeke uthi uvuka nje ekuseni😳 usudla idombolo
Uyawudinga u 2slice nyana nje 🤞 wokuthiba Indlala 🤷♂️
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Usathi uya jaiva enkwarini, Ubone nangu umah wakho ephethe ingane yakho. Kulowo mzuzu ukhuluma noDj, ungenzenjani?
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KeaNongoma i tax🚐
isabizwa nge
khumbi
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I think thina amadoda sadalelwa ukuphika nje even at church in a choir: 😁😁😁
GIRLS: Avulekile amasango !!! 😊😊😊
GUYS: Hhayi, hhayi, hhayi, hhayi hhayi !!!
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Usthande isthomber somunt wakho uze usenze i wallpapper…
.kant wasishuthw umunt wakher😂
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