South African Banks : You have insufficient funds👎🙇
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Swaziland Banks: Ushayekile Mnaka, impilo ikudzunusele
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Manje after overtaking me on the road nisuke seningbukani👀👀
Niyaqala yin ukbon’ iMercedes ethengwe Cash
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You are a Isibaya Subtitles writer then all of the Qhondi says ‘ahh nayi ngulube inginonela’ now do your duty.
Me: ah don’t pig oversize me.
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Ngangithi kuyoshaya lo nyaka nginomuzi wami, 😥 ngiyabavuma ogogo benu shem.
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Yazi makungathiwa amantombazane awasithethise nge English singaphumula umsindo
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Ngamqomiswa ukuth
Une Laptop kanti ufake
IDVD eskhwameni seLaptop
💔😭😭😭
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Lonyaka sizahamba ngamazwani ngokufuthelwa hikuhlakula plus lockdown
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Whites: We Out Of Alcohol 😢😕
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Blacks: Fihla’ibhodlela Fast Bayeza
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Uthi uyahamba emphakathin ubone intombazane iphelile ukudakwa uthi uyibuza lesisaga esithi utshwala buyazakhela iiiiiiniiiii….? Ivele ikthuke
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“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasiza uNgidi.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ephuk’umlenze.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ngaphansi kombhede.”
*clap, clap, clap*
(Qhubeka)
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UmaBhengu wayenezingane ezinhlanu zifeba kodwa zimfihlela wabizwa eskoleni watshelwa wafike kothisha wathi amadidi enu afebayo
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Whites after the funeral
Hey it was so sad
Blacks
Uyifumene njani chicken ena?
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Nakhu uSipho uyaxoshwa emsebenzini bese ecabanga ukuvula ikhemesi nangempela ayivule aqashe abantu abawu2 ukuthi bamsize bese ebeka imithetho ukuthi “Mawulaphekile ukhokha uR1000 uma ungalaphekanga sikubuyisela uR5000 back” akubeke ngaphandle lokho njebhodi …. kuqhamuke iphoyisa lifunde langaphandle libone ukuthi iningi lemali angene ngaphakathi
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungayizwa I taste yokudla engikudlayo
DR: basebenzi ngicela ibhodlela number 22 lapho .. phuza lana
PHOYISA : aphuze ( arghhh ) ungiphuzisa umchamo lona
DR: khokha ndoda sewukwazi ukuzwa I taste manjr uzwile ukuthi ngumchamo lo(likhokhe iphoyisa ..libone ukuthi libhayizile libuye futhi ngakusasa )
PHOYISA: dokotela nginenkinga yokungakhumbuli ebingikudla izolo ngisize (imambane le iyayifuna lemali)
DR: basebenzi lethani lelo bhodlela unumber 22.
PHOYISA: cha cha cha aii leli bhodlela layizolo lomchamo.
DR: khokha ngoba sewukhumbula ukuthi bewudlani izolo(likhokhe iphoyisa libone ukuthi libhayizile futhi phela lemali liyayifuna libuye futhi)
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungaboni emehlweni
DR: cha ngeke sikwazi ukukusiza lapho bamba naku uR5000 wakho besho bemnika uR50
PHOYISA: hawu engani ngu R50 njr loo
DR: khokha ngoba usuyabona ukuthi malini lee ……..iphoyisa lavele laqaleka
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UGugu usithathaphi iskibha esibhalwe: “Wabuya Ugesi”?
Uphi yena uMagugwana azosichazela?
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Angeke uthi gulukudu nje ngigeza mase uthi sori.Ungahlanyi la wena.
Haiybo ungangdakelwa la, Khumula nami ngibone
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Ukube bekuya ngami, bengizohlala ngi-single,
manje-ke le nto 🍆 ayilidli ipapa.
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