White Parent :: You depend on me.

Black Parent :: Udla Mina, ugqoka Mina, unya Mina. 🐸

Kusenkanjini yamasotsha, ayeseqeqeshiwe esekulungele ukuphuma ayosebenza okwangempela. Kwathi ngosuku lokugcina umphathi wamasotsha (General) wabiza i-stripper sendawo ukuthi sizothokozisa amasotsha ngomdanso waso kwazise phela lobu kwabe kungubusuku bokugcina enkanjini.

Hhayi-ke sidanse i-stripper ngengoma yokuqala ethendeni elikhulu lapho ayebuthene khona amasotsha. Kuzwakale ubuwoklowoklo kushaywa izandla ejabula amasotsha, cishe kwaphela imizuzu emihlanu. Aphume umphathi ethendeni lakhe elincane, azokhuza amasotsha ngomsindo qede abuyele emuva.

Iqhubeke intokazi idanse ngenamba yesibili, lapho-ke yabe isikhumula iskibha kanye nesketi. Waba mkhulu umsindo eshaya izandla namakhwela amasotsha kujatshulwa kwaze kwaphela imizuzu elishumi.

Aphume futhi umphathi “endlini” yakhe ezokhuza ngomsindo qede aphindele emuva. Bese iqhubeka intokazi idanse ngenamba yesithathu, lapho-ke yakhumula konke u-bra kanye nephenti. Ngalowo mzuzu, alikho isotsha elashaya izandla kumbe lishaye ikhwela. Kwathuleka nje, ya-performa yaze yaqeda intokazi.

Yahamba yaya kumphathi isiyolanda imali yayo, wabuza umphathi: “Awungitshele ntokazi, athula nje amasotsha ami manje, kwenzenjani?”

Ivele ihleke intokazi bese ithi: “Kodwa General, bangazishaya kanjani izandla besebenzisa isandla esisodwa?”

At work
Whites: Has the boss arrived yet?
Blacks: Usefikile ubaba wakho?

Just because they said
une baby face akusho ukuthi umuhle..
Bakhona abantwana ababi aswell😑

Imagine Dating Someone Who Blocks And Unblocks You…
ngathi Uyi Drain Yamasimba

Ezulwini njalo akunama Make up🌚 sizonihleka size sibambelele ngo Jakobe😐

Mshaye mshayeeeeeee umuntu wakho😑
umshaye ngempama

Umlahle ngesbhakela umtshele ngangijwayeli kabi…
umtshel…sferb angzwani naso
mmmmshaye mshaye….umuntu wakho

90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. 🐈
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!😨
Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.