Guys ayanihlula yin ama jokes esiNgisi cz mangi
post joke yesingisi ngbona o-like bengeqi ku 20

Plz dnt laugh aln pass it to de others
IZIMPENDULO UTITSHA AZITHOLE
KUBAFUNDI:
1.Umuntu onesisu esikhulu = STOMACH OUT
2. Umuntu omude = LONG DISTANCE
3.Umuntu ohamba nge wheelchair = CHAIRPERSON
4.Ongenazandla = VEST
5. Onekhanda elikhulu = HEADMASTER
6. Ozacile= CD or SKINNY JEAN
7. Obuya emendweni= RETURN SOLDIER
8. Ongenamoto = JOHNY WALKER
9. Okhuluma kakhulu = BLUETOOTH
10. Okhuluma kancane = SPEAKOUT
11. Othandana nabantu abaningi = QUANTUM
12. Onesishwapha = HATCHBACK
13. Onezinqa ezinkulu = PAKISTAN
14. Omubi = HORROR
15. Onamadlebe amakhulu = SATELITE DISH
16. Owesifazane ongalotsholwanga ohlala nendoda = IVOLONTIYA
17. Umuntu omfishane= FULL STOP.😄😄😂hlekisa nabanye.

Whites: Pass me that ear buddy. My ears are itchy.
Blacks: Nxxx awungiphe usiba lwenkukhu lapho yazi kune ex yami engihlebayo.

If yu think money is the only thing that changes istep somuntu then awukaboni umuntu ophethe isikhiye salapho okulenyama lotshwala emfeni

-Ufuna ukuncengwa
-Ufuna ukuqakezelwa
-Khona ke ukuhlala ecatshile ukuze adingwe

Othandekayo Sherpard. yimi ugogo
wakho una Ame ngifuna ukubonga
isifiso owasenzayo sokungidingela
umfana uJJ wokungincedisa
imisebenzi ekhaya.Udubo lwami
ngolokuthi uJJ yisilima
samagalathiya ,buya uzomthatha
umbisele lapho owamthatha
khona.Ngamthuma koDube
ukuyathatha idonki wabuya
elithwele emahlombe ngamtshela
ukuthi ngani uthethe
intambo walibopha labuya
lizihambela yena elidonsa,ngeviki
eyalandelayo ngathi ayethatha
umlenze wenkomo koMaphosa
wabuya lawo ewubophe ngentambo
ewudonsa
enhlabathini,inyama yonke
yagcwala inhlabathi ngathi kuye
ngani ubeyifake ekhanda..Ngamth
uma imajarina esitolo
wabuya eyifake ekhanda khonapho
ilanga litshisa bhe
wancibilika wagelezela ebusweni
ngathi ngani ubefake
esikwameni.Ngasengimthuma
uchago lwenkomo koMagamula
wabethatha uchago lonke ethela
esikhwameni.Ngamthuma
futhi ukuthi ayethenga i2kg
yetshukela waphenduka
engathenganga esithi kulama 1kg
kuphela ,ngathi ngabe
uthenge ama1kg angu2,ngamthuma
njalo ukuthi
angithengele amathenisi ami uSIZE6
wabuya esithi uwaswele
wasethenga oSIZE3 ababili……..
……………ha mzukulu buya
uthathe umuntu wakho kusasa
lokhu!!
Yimi ugogo wakho una Ame!!

I overheard a fight next door and the woman said “ngifuna ukulala lamadoda wonke endaweni ngikukhawulise”.
Today i didnt go to work am waiting for my turn.