Nakhu uSipho uyaxoshwa emsebenzini bese ecabanga ukuvula ikhemesi nangempela ayivule aqashe abantu abawu2 ukuthi bamsize bese ebeka imithetho ukuthi “Mawulaphekile ukhokha uR1000 uma ungalaphekanga sikubuyisela uR5000 back” akubeke ngaphandle lokho njebhodi …. kuqhamuke iphoyisa lifunde langaphandle libone ukuthi iningi lemali angene ngaphakathi

PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungayizwa I taste yokudla engikudlayo

DR: basebenzi ngicela ibhodlela number 22 lapho .. phuza lana

PHOYISA : aphuze ( arghhh ) ungiphuzisa umchamo lona

DR: khokha ndoda sewukwazi ukuzwa I taste manjr uzwile ukuthi ngumchamo lo(likhokhe iphoyisa ..libone ukuthi libhayizile libuye futhi ngakusasa )
PHOYISA: dokotela nginenkinga yokungakhumbuli ebingikudla izolo ngisize (imambane le iyayifuna lemali)
DR: basebenzi lethani lelo bhodlela unumber 22.
PHOYISA: cha cha cha aii leli bhodlela layizolo lomchamo.
DR: khokha ngoba sewukhumbula ukuthi bewudlani izolo(likhokhe iphoyisa libone ukuthi libhayizile futhi phela lemali liyayifuna libuye futhi)
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungaboni emehlweni
DR: cha ngeke sikwazi ukukusiza lapho bamba naku uR5000 wakho besho bemnika uR50
PHOYISA: hawu engani ngu R50 njr loo
DR: khokha ngoba usuyabona ukuthi malini lee ……..iphoyisa lavele laqaleka

Dating a 16 years old girl is not a problem.
The problem is when y’all go to buy airtime at Ackerman’s and she be like:
“Baby sacela ungithengela i penty la Hello kitty”

Ngamthand umunt ngenhliziy ngob yaphulek vele umthand ngamaqakal
😏

Ngibone amadoda enatha utshwala ekuseni ngo 9, ngasengisithi kibo, “madoda namuhla liphangise kakhulu ukunatha ngo 9 shuwa” , “basebesithi kimi, kanti im’phimbo ivulwa skhathi bani?”. Kusukela khonapho I learnt to mind my own business……