January imefika wale shamba boy mulikwa ushago mwende Nairobi kufiyeka mboma zatu huko Una enjoy girl friend wako beb Niko busy kwa Office ww
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Kwako Kuna bed switch ama unazimanga stima then unatembea hadi kwa bed Kama kipofu
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*Siyo Lazima Mpenzi wako Akija Mfanye Mapenzi…Kamtembeze Ata Makaburini Umwonyeshe Utakapo Mzika Siku Atacheza Na Hisia Zako
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Dame:beb Plic nbuyie redo ya mbao.
Boy:tumiaga hiyo ya chuma kabla walete ya mbao,
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List of names to avoid this festive season
Ukiskia umeitwa ivi usiitike na usijaribu kusmile, ni mtegoo
1. Mkubwa
2. Tajiri yangu
3. Mzito
4. Mtu wangu
5. Chief
6. Chairman
7. Boss yangu
8. Babe
9. Sweet heart
10. Heheheee my lost Fren.
11. Boss.
12. Muuuuutunguyaz.
13. Buuuuda.
14. Niaje mzeiya.
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Madem wengi kasi ya n ya kufilter picha wapost kwa status na hawakumbuki lika yao inaelekeakumalisha ulezi
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Her:Beb ulisema utanipeleka tour?
Joker smoker: Apana nilisema Twa Twa
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Unapata Dem amebeba food take away ujue amechukua ugali tatu ya 30bob na mboga ya 10bob
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Uko njiani pekee yako usiku Mara unaona mtu mbele unaharakisha mwendane na yeye mnafika sehemu inayotisha Mara unasikia akisema….”mahali hapa tumefka ndo nliuawa”manze apo ndo utajua hujui
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Hata uwe na haraka kiasi gani…,lazima matako itabaki nyuma
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In every man’s life kunakuaga na dem kila mtu huassume mshakulana na hamjawai 
Alafu kunakuaga na dem mshakulana lakini huezi ambia watu mshaikulana 
Alafu kuna dem ukiambia watu mshaikulana hawaamini 
Alafu kuna dem mnakulananga lakini nyinyi wote hamuezi ambia watu coz mtastopisha reggae.
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Unakumbuka ukianza insha na….
Katika Kijiji kimoja paliondokea mtu mmoja masikini hoehae…
Ona sahii we ndio huyo masikini
*What goes around comes around
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Hii Nairobi kama hujaact setbooks
Haujajaribu online jobs za global alliance (kwanza hii)
Haujaenda mjengo
Haujafanya promotion ya nodules ama simu
Halafu kuna ile walk ya kiadvatise pizza na kuku 
My friend hakuna kitu utaniambia kuhusu kuhustle
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Lakini si mtu akibuy laini ya Airtel anafaa kupewa na jacket ya kuprevent baridi wakati anatafuta network
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Form fours are like posting *”stress is over”*tuwaambie ukweli ama tuwaache wapumzike
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Madem wa siku izi wamekuwa kaa karao.mnakutana tao then next week uko ndaniif you know you know
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