Q : what you will do if you lazy and
someone tell you to go to the market?
A : i will visit the online market
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Broke boyfriend favorite line “when will you come to see me”
That donkey won’t surprise you by saying bae be prepared I’m taking you out to watch movies or for lunch 🙄
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In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays
My Brother You Must Be Alright
Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Kissically
Motorcally, and Walletically….
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Friends are better than Lovers
Because
Love says i will give everything but
Friends say when i m there you
wont need anything
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Don’t lose a good man because you think
he can’t afford you .you are a soul to be
loved not a product to be bought
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In the anaconda movie why the anaconda
doesn’t eat the camera man?
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I’ve fallen in love many times, always with you
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Teacher: wht the different between u n me
Learner: the different is that
u are smelling bad n me I am smelling nice
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ARRivE aS a kiNG.
LEavE aS a LeGeNd.
Be Remembered aS a GREATEST
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My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal
and standing on the edge.
So I poked her
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Healing does’t means the damage never existed.
It means the damage no longer controls our lives .
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A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.
The policeman said, “Take that sheep to the zoo, now.”
The next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.
This policeman stops the guy and says, “What on earth are you doing with that sheep?”
The guy says, “Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I’m taking him to the movies.”
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A guy impregnated three girls in his area,
he begged two of them to abort, which, they did.
Right now, the third girl just gave birth to triplet..
Are we not serving a living God
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6 Reasons Why Indians Can’t Be Terrorist.
We Are Always Late And We Will Miss The Flight To Be Hijacked.
With Free Food And Drinks On Plane, We Will Forget Why We Are There.
We Will Fight Over Each Other For A Photograph With The Hostages.
We Can Not Keep A Secret. We’ll Tell Everyone A Week Before Doing It.
We Always Talk Loud & Bring Attention To Ourselves.
We’ll Postpone The Mission Because Of A Cricket Match.
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I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not
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Girl To Mom: “Mom I Have Started Loving A Boy”
Mom: “What? How Old Is He? What Does He Do?”
Girl: “He Is 3 Months Old, Happily Kicking In My Stomach“
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