Before Corona kills me. I have a confession to make to South Africa.
Bheki Cele was dating Hellen Zille in the 80’s and she cheated on him 7 times while she was drunk.
This is why he hates Alcohol
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Those who don’t react or comment on my posts.
My Grandma said I should ask you if you are testing her?
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I’m not against makeup but a gold nose
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Teacher : Ok class; let us show the
principal and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ….
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger,
Biggest.” ….
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner,
cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very
goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser,
oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-
er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what
a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I
don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!
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Who are you to judge the life I live?
I know I’m not perfect and I don’t live to be.
But before you start pointing fingers at me,
make sure your hands are cLean.
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Life is so much better when you stop caring
about what everyone thinks,
and start to actually live for yourself…
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Stop calling workers by their old titles*. .
*Please address them by using their new titles accordingly and not only will they like it but they will even work for you HARDER than before for the same pay. They will stick to your company and will never ever leave you. Just try!*
OLD: *Garden Boy*
NEW: *Landscape Executive*
OLD: *Gardner*
NEW: *Plant nutritionist*
OLD: *Petrol attendant*
NEW: *Fuel transmission technician*
OLD: *Car Cleaner*
NEW: *Vehicle Image Developer*
OLD: *Water Pump Operator*
NEW: *Aqua line Executive*
OLD: *Lift Operator*
NEW: *Vertical Movement Specialist*
OLD: *Receptionist*
NEW: *Front Desk Executive*
OLD: *Typist*
NEW: *Printed Document Handler*
OLD: *Messenger*
NEW: *Business Communication Conveyer*
OLD: *Telephone Operator*
NEW: *Communications Executive*
OLD: *Window Cleaner*
NEW: *Transparent Wall Technician*
OLD: *Temporary Teacher*
NEW: *Associate Teacher*
OLD: *Tea Boy*
NEW: *Refreshment Technician*
OLD: *Garbage Collector*
NEW: *Environmental Sanitation Technician*
OLD: *Guard*
NEW: *Security Enforcement Executive*
OLD: *Thief*
NEW: *Wealth Relocation Specialist*
OLD: *Driver*
NEW: *Automobile Propulsion Specialist*
OLD: *Maid*
NEW: *Domestic Management Executive*
OLD: *Cook*
NEW: *Food Technician*
OLD: *Gossiper* (my wife)
NEW: *Oral Research and Evaluation Executive*
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Your Boyfriend Is With You Because
He Couldn’t Get The Girl He Wanted!!!
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Dear future wife
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May God continue destroying your relationships until we meet!
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When I think of you, I don’t think of tomorrow.
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If a girl changes clothes in front of you, then she’s either really interested, or thinks of you as just a friend.
Or hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
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There are 2 thoughts in a girl’s mind
when they want to visit a guy for the first time.
“I will not have sex with him” &
“let me shave, just in case”
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If your girlfriend is ugly, admit and stop saying
“One man’s food is another man’s poison”,
My friend poison is poison nothing like another man’s food.
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When you are facing challenges and problems,
just look at the picture of your wife Or Girl Friend and say
“if I can handle this, I can handle anything that comes my way” 💪
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those who buy thier kids toy motorbike please tell me
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.who’s baby u expect to push your kid????
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Don’t take anything in common ,,a man meet one lady so he asked d girl for dinner without the girl knowing that the man wants to engaged her, on their way reaching there d girl start to screw why do u take me to this rascal place u don’t see xclusive place for us to go ,,so d lady leave the guy there and walked away so d guy screw so u worked away bc of my dressing I wanted to engaged u but by this your attitude I can’t do it,, d man explain his self for d girl that his billionaire son but now is too late for d girl to come back, d girl begged no space for her again
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