Pliz dont make a woman cry, for a womans tears are expensive. When a single drop comes out, it mixes with Loreal eyeliner-$11.50, and Revlon mascara-$18.50. When it rolls down the cheek it further mixes with D &G blusher-$15 and Mac powder-$9.50. Finally when it gets to the lips it mixes with Maybelline lipstick-$12 and Avon lip gloss-$4.50.

This means a single tear drop is ruining about *$70*.
Please don’t make them cry.

*_At least make men cry coz its only vaseline-$1.50._*

Have you ever typed a message and thought
“no this English is too strong for this person”
and had to simplify it

Old Doctor and A Young Doctor.
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.”
The older doctor says, “Well, you’ve probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you’ve been eating & see if that does the trick?”
As they left, the younger man said, “You didn’t even examine tht woman? How’d you come to the diagnosis so quickly?”
“I didn’t have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick.”
The younger doctor said, “Pretty clever. If you don’t mind, I think I’ll try that at the next house.”
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn’t have the energy she once did and said, “I’m feeling terribly run down lately.”
“You’ve probably been doing too much for the church,” the younger doctor told her, “Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps.”
As they left, the elder doctor said, “I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is most certainly correct, she’s very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?” “I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope &, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the priest under the bed.”

HE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
•Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa.
-Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile deltas.

•Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America.
-Well developed and open to trade, especially for
someone with cash.

•Between 31 and 35, she is
like India.
-Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own
beauty.

•Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France.
-Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place
to visit.

•Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia.
-Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.

•Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia.
-Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The
frigid climate keeps people away.

•Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia.
-A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no
future.

•After 70, women become like Zimbabwe.
-Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to
go there.

Atleast Mosquitoes sing for us before they eat us,
unlike some idiots.

We don’t care if you came at Uj to do your Honours,
Masters or PHD oksalako you are a first year.

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I am not going bath🛀🛁 until the temperature is above my age!!!

Female size
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Size 28 – Slender
Size 30 – Sexy
Size 32 – Adorable
Size 34 – Pakistan
Size 36 – Makoti
Size 38 – African woman
Size 40 – You Need herbax
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Which one is yours ??