that MTN lady who usually says you have one minute remaining
has tested positive for COVID_19 😷😥😥
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Sing the song that only you can sing, write the book that only you can write, build the product that only you can build… live the life that only you can live.
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A Man Got Two Wishes From God.
He Asked For The Best Drink And Best Woman.
The Next Moment He Got Bisleri And Mother Teresa.
Moral: Investment Matters Are Subject To Market Risks. Please Read The Offer Document Carefully Before Investing.
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I promise to walk 1000 miles with you …..
…just promise that you’ll walk back with me..
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A man boarded a taxi going home after a long day at work but before the taxi took off, the Man saw his Wife with another Man entering a Lodge.. ” Furious😠😠, he asked the taxi drive if he could do some extra Money up to R1000 paid in cash!! Nd the taxi drive agreed ” Then the Man took out a picture of his Wife showing it to the Taxi driver nd say.. ” Go in there nd drag her out now, Slap her if you have to😠😠 ” Nd the Taxi driver rushed inside.. After few minutes, the Taxi driver came out with the wrong Woman, Slapping, dragging nd Calling her names… Then the Man started shouting ” You stupid Fool, You’ve got the wrong Woman, Just let her go You idiot 😠😠😠 ” Then the Taxi driver replied ” Just Relax Sir, this one is Mine, just take care of her while i go back to get yours
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-If you need me and there are one thousand steps between us.
Just take one step and I’ll take nine hundred ninety- nine to be with you.
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I Don’t Trust Girls Who Visit Me With Large
Handbags I Once Lost A Fridge, Washing
Machine And My Brother
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If you think i miss you all the time you are wrong
i miss you only when i think about you but Dam it
i think you all the time i miss you sweetheart.
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One day a student was in the class he stood up and asked is teacher
may I go to the washroom so the teacher said
first tell the alphabets he started ”
a ,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,k,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z”
the teacher asked where is p ?
so he said down my knees.
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When You Call The Number That’s Saved As “Failed Abortion” in Your Mom’s Phone
and Your Phone Starts Ringing
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When I want to smile,
I know exactly what to do,
I just close my eyes and think of you
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Last weekend the sheeben in my street caught fire ,immediately people came fast to remove the furniture and fridges
Then boom we saw the owner running back to the burning house just to fetch the book that has the names of people who owe him
Black people will humble you
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My parents haven’t apologize
to me for making me ugly
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Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi to you!
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HUSBAND: Who is Priscilla? 😕
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WIFE: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!☺
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~~TWIST THE TALE~~
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HUSBAND: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about? 🙄
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WIFE: Where are you..? 😠😠
HUSBAND: Near the vegetable market! 😎
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WIFE: Wait I’m coming there right now! 😠
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?
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HUSBAND: “I’m at office.., and Now that you’re at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need…😉
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I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see.
I sought my God, but my God eluded me.
I sought my brother and I found all three.
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The most positive men
are the most credulous.
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