– Her : Would You Take A Bullet For Me ? 😥
– Me : Taking Things That Are Not Yours , is Theft Babe 😒😏

Only black people who take chance to speak English use the word private in many ways. 1: Can I see you in private. 2: he just bought a new Toyota private. 3: she got a private call. 4: his a very private person. 5: at least he should have called me with taxi not a private. 6: private parts.

*Family crisis is when u discover that the father that fathered your father’s mother is not related to your sister’s cousin’s brother…*
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*Are u getting it?*

When a man says “I miss you!”
its either he’s horny or guilty of something
Otherwise we don’t “miss”

A monkey and a baboon were seated next to each other during a service in church…….the pastor said; turn to your neighbour and say you are beautiful and adorably created in the image of God. Monkey looks at the baboon for a moment, then laughs out loudly and tells the pastor………eish; tell him yourself, I don’t want to lie in church”

Me in heaven: Yo! Where’s the cloud where the water turn into wine?

GOD: GET OUT!!

Stop posting your problems on Facebook and
start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us..!!

What baffles me the most in church⛪ is seeing ladies👩 fainting letf,
right & centre but still remember to close their legs

“I miss you”, “I miss you
too”, “I wish I was with you”
national anthem of long
distance relationship..!