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What made you happy once,
might not make you happy now.

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Words don’t have the power to hurt you.
Unless the person who said them means a lot to you.

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If your girlfriend don’t get on your nerves
it’s because she’s stressing her other boyfriend out

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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry.
Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

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Once The Conversation Moves From Messenger to WhatsApp…
Forget chatting, you’re just going to look at each other’s statuses..!

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“In High school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During the exams, i’d get between 2% an 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks. So i would always be the 1st or 2nd to be called out. One day the Maths results were being released and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s &70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone kept looking at me asking” Man wats up? And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, he had one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in Maths ? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called Genius wrong.. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, There is a cow who did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and get it now”….

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Two men once urgured yet they were saying the same thing but differently.
First man said a rat came out from a corner and dashed into a hole.
Second man said, ooh yes that rat dashed into a hole coming from a corner.
First man was angry with 2nd man thinking he was in disagreement with what he, 1st man had said.
The two men exchanged blows and 1st man ended up in hospital after suffering a fractured Joe.

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Those Girls Who Are Afraid Of Killing A
Cockroach But Have The Heart To Abort A
Baby. Satan Is Waiting To Rape You In Hell
Idiots

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Take time to read this and are sure you can relate to this
The real story of John Lazy!
One day in bayabasan….
Mary: John! Why are you like that? 🙁
John: what?
Mary: tsk! Why are you very lazy?
John: how did you say?
Mary: is that still asking? Even if you think you are lazy?
John: why is it?
Mary: because you can try to reach the fruit but you prefer to lay down while you’re waiting for this fall
Juan:That’s the point! Don’t you force you to love someone you love? Because he might be a bud of his love to you? It’s bagkos you’ll let her love and deliberately fall down for you and so I’m waiting for any time it fall here I’m ready to share, in short I’m not lazy I really know how you are in a hurry.

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If you meet a woman that admit she’s wrong, apologises and changes her ways. Dump her, that might be a man, women don’t do that..!

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You deserve to fall in love with someone who will thank God everyday for having you.

Someone who will treat you like a blessing, and not a burden.

Someone who will constantly make you laugh and wipe away all your tears.

Always know what you deserve.

Don’t settle.

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Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart.
Not someone who plays with it.

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*Kaizen Story: Tiger in the Toilet* Once a stranded Tiger entered the washroom in a Corporate Office and hid in a dark corner. Since there were people outside the washroom through the day, the Tiger was afraid to come out.
Many people frequented the washroom, but the frightened Tiger didn’t touch anyone. However, after four days it couldn’t bear hunger anymore, so it caught a man who had come in, and ate him.
This man happened to be an Assistant General Manager in the organization, but nobody noticed his disappearance.
Since nothing untoward happened, the Tiger became bolder and after two days caught another man and ate him.
This man was the General Manager of the organization.
Still, nobody worried over his disappearance (Some people even happy that he was not seen in the office).
Next day, the Tiger caught the Vice President who was a terror in the organization.
Again nothing happened. The Tiger was very happy and decided that this was the perfect place for him to live.
The very next day the happy Tiger caught a man who had entered the washroom while balancing a tray of teacups in one hand.
The frightened man fell unconscious. Within fifteen minutes a huge hue and cry ensued, and everyone in the office started looking for the man. The search team reached the washroom, flushed out the Tiger and saved the unconscious man. He was the tea boy in the office.
*Moral of the Story*
It is not the position, but our usefulness to others that makes us lovable and respectable. If your subordinates are happy in your absence that means your not a perfect leader.
Acknowledgement: From the book *Tiger in the Toilet*

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Then she said “I need a Shoulder to Crayon “😂😂😂!!
I said which colour?
And she blocked me!!

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The way they’re so happy that churches are finally opening,
you might think they don’t lawyer…

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