She posted ”I miss my Dead”
I commented ”Please don’t miss English classes”

You don’t know stress until you take your unemployed uncle
to a House Party then someone says “I cant find my phone

Wen is it da right time to ask ur girlfriend to be a
bridesmaid at ur wedding???🤔

WHICH ONE DO YOU HAVE??👇🙋💁

-Gold tooth 😊
-Brackets (.)
-Silver tooth 😊
-Kiss kiss /
-Tattoo🤦🏽‍♀
-Hairy legs😝
-Small eyes👀
-Big eyes👂🏼
-Dimples
-Thick lips👄
-Gap tooth

A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation.

He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Explained, Is Urine.

To Be A Doctor, You Have To Be Observant Two Color, Smell, Sight And Taste.

After Saying This, He Dipped His Finger Into The Jar And Put It Into His Mouth.

His Class Watched On In Amazement, Most, In Disgust!

But Being The Good Students That They Were, The Jar Was Passed,

And One By One, They Dipped One Finger Into The Jar,

And Then Put It Into The Jar And Then Put It Into Their Mouth.

After The Last Std. Was Done, The Lecturer Shook His Head!

The Lecturer: “If Any Of You Had Been Observant, You Would Have Noticed,

That To Put My Second Finger Into The Jar And My Third Finger Into My Mouth.“

Money is important in A Relationship ,
Let’s Stop Lying To Each Other

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid

Husband: Well you dont’t remember, do you??
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
Then you said:
– Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.

When I’m alone I speak to myself
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