Keep smiling, b’coz life is a beautiful thing
and there’s so much to smile about.
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While you are young just try to live each moment like it is your last day
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Most girls/ladies in the church raise up their
hands during praise an worship just to
show guys they have no rings
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If you know you not planning to cheat in December.
Please go straight to January
we don’t need negative energy around us..!!
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You borrow 500 from your wife and then after two days you give her 1500 without saying anything. She will still ask for the 500 you borrowed from her. “Honey, the 500 wasn’t mine the owner is seriously disturbing me”.
…The world is not funny without women I tell you…
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In a “Mental Hospital” of 38 patient’s, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
..and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
Dr: “No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!… Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!”
……………………………….
😀😀 You also thought of the bucket, didn’t you?
Please go to bed No. 40!
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ATMs should have timers! When your time is up, it should swallow your card and spray tear gas at you…
Honesty, we are tired of people who play candy crush at the ATM mxm
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Woman who eat soil. Can you try to upgrade your self
and try some expansive things like “Cement”?😂
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A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money.
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The pain never goes away
we just learn to live with it
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A lovely little girl was holding two apples with both
hands.
Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter
with a smile:
My sweetie, could you give your mum one of your two
apples?
The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds, then
she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then
quickly on the other.
The mum felt the smile on her face freeze. She tried
hard not to reveal her disappointment.
Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to
her mum,and said: mummy, here you are take This is the
sweeter one. I will take the tasteless one.
No matter who you are, how experienced you are, and
how knowledgeable you think you are, always delay
judgement. Give others the privilege to explain
themselves. What you see may not be the reality. Never
conclude for others.
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Men tomorrow like abakaliki rice,
if u like select from now till tomorrow,
my sister u go still chop stone
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When your happy you enjoy the music,
when your sad you understand the lyrics
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If you ask a girl “How are you?”& she replies
“I am not fine” don’t ask her why?
Its a trap! Just tell her “May God be with you
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I JUST SAW THIS NICE STORY WITH A WONDERFUL LESSON
AND THOUGHT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL, PLEASE ENJOY:*
An old King realized that if he died he had no one to take over his
throne. He decided to adopt a son.
He launched a competition and 10 boys made it to the top. The
King said to them, “I have one last test and whoever comes top
will become my adopted son and heir to my throne”.
He gave each boy a seed of corn and told them to take the seed
home, plant and nurture it for 3 weeks. The 10 boys took their
seeds and ran home to plant their seeds.
In one home, the boy and his parents were sad when the seed
failed to sprout. The boy had diligently done everything required
but he failed.
His friends advised him to buy a seed and plant it, but his God
fearing parents who had always taught him honesty refused.
The day to give account to the King came and the 10 boys went to
the palace. All the other 9 boys were successful with their seeds.
The King went to each boy asking – “Is that what came out of the
seed I gave you?” And each boy said “Yes, your majesty”. The King
would nod and move down the line until he came to the last boy
in the line who was shaking with fear.
The King asked him – “What did you do with the seed I gave you?”
The boy said “I planted it and cared for it your majesty but it failed
to sprout.” The King went to the throne with the boy and said, “I
gave these boys boiled seeds and a boiled seed cannot sprout.
If a King must have one quality, it must be honesty and only this
boy passed the test.” We live in a society where people will do
anything for success.
God sometimes does not give us things because He wants to teach
us a lesson.
How many people out there have achieved success the wrong way?
How many people send their children to expensive schools, build
houses, buy expensive cars, etc, with stolen money?
How many people are occupying top positions yet they stole the
certificates? How many people are successful out there at all
costs?
HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL BE CROWNED AS KINGS IN HEAVEN FOR
BEING FAITHFUL UNTIL THE END? I PRAY THAT YOU AND I BE
FAITHFUL TO THE END..!!!
Please be faithful to God no matter what life throws at you, even if
life gives you boiled seed.
If you can spare some of your precious time to send this allegory
to other people to encourage them to be faithful in their life,
please do. And if you don’t have the time now, no problem; just
let the message be preached.
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What object is the king of the classroom???
THE “RULLER”
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