I shout,I swear,I get angry, I get scared, I fall,I break,I mess up,
I make mistakes but
if you can’t take me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best
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Men Think They Know Everything Until You Ask Them ” Who Is She “?
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Thug:Put the money in the bag, or you’ll be geography…
Tebza:I think you meant to history sir…
Thug:Don’t change the subject just get the money in bag.
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One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.
When his boss asked him what happened, he explained: “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!””Well,” the boss said, “that explains one ear, but what about the other?” “The idiot called back!”
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A 7 year old daughter was looking at her mother’s voters ID card. A portion was written SEX:” F ” , she then started laughing until the mother asked why she was laughing. The girl said “I can’t believe you are so bad at sex that you even got an” F.” Now I understand why Daddy is always with the maid.?
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In My Culture. ☺
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When There’s A Ceremony At My Next Door Neighbours’ House We Don’t Cook At Home.
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Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
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Son:Dad can u borrow me some money, I’m broke
Dad:Where are u son?
Son:South Africa
Dad:Open a church son
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Good Morning Compatriots..! 🧀🍳🍞☕
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1⃣The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think…🌺
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2⃣The less you worry about what people think, the less complicated life becomes…🌸
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3⃣What you think of yourself is much more important than what other people think of you…🌼
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Apart from: “I love You”; “I miss you”; “I cant live without you”,
Which other joke do you know??
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Be careful what you say to a girl because they remember everything.
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Teacher: why are you sleeping while im teaching
Bundle of joy: why are you teaching while im sleeping
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Donald Trump wanted to paint the white house.
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He calls for quotation… Chinese guy quoted 3 million, European guy quoted 7 million and a African guy quoted 10 million.
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Trump asked the Chinese guy “How did you quote 3 million?” Chinese guy replied “1 million for paint, 1 million for labour and 1 million profit”.
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Trump asked european guy.
He replied-“3 million for paint, 2 million for labour and 2 million profit..”
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Trump then asked the African guy. He replied “4 million for you, 3 million for me and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy and ask him to do the painting ☺!!”
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The African guy got the contract.
So how many likes for Africans guy ??
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Are you happy with your voice when
you hear it from the voice note?
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I’m thinking of deleting my Facebook account 😭😭😭😭
my only problem is that I’m going to miss my Whatsapp friends
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Things take time. The seeds planted do not sprout the next day, but that doesn’t mean they never will. Patience. Things will unfold for you.
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if your parents get mad at you for coming home late,
please respect them & come back in the morning.
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