An American girl will introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
n her will be like, wow his cute
But when a Nigerian introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
she be like ehe oya tell him we are hungry
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Marry a strong woman. Your daughter will have a role model and your son will know what to look for in a woman when he’s a man..!
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When you are in bright light.
Everyone Will Follow you
But when you are in darkness
even your own shadow will not follow you.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation,
so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until
I dont know where I am.
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My ex told me she will love me until forever
comes, I didnt know forever is her
Zimbabwean boyfriend
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i Just Met A Lady Who’s Name is “Nomshado” And i Am Asking Myself What Was Going Through Her Parents’s Minds When They Named Her
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Keeping a low profile is the best,
that’s why up until now nobody knows that
Rihanna nd Beyonce are my ex’s….
Haters will say I’m lying
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Sometimes, we play with love.
But when the time comes and you finally realize that
you want to get serious, love plays with you.
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ਰਿਸ਼ਤਾ ਤਾਂ ਰੂਹ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਰੂਹ ਦਾ ਹੋਣਾ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ ਹੈ,ਦਿਲ ਤਾਂ ਅਕਸਰ ਇੱਕ ਦੂਜੇ ਤੋਂ ਭਰ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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It’s funny how ladies think they can do everything that a man can do…. like seriously can you wear the same underwear for seven days
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ATMs should have timers! When your time is up, it should swallow your card and spray tear gas at you…
Honesty, we are tired of people who play candy crush at the ATM mxm
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Fake Friends will buy
you alcohol and keep
job opportunities for
themselves .chose
wisely ‘D
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Sometimes Am Single,
Sometimes Am in a Relationship,
Sometimes Am Searching,
Sometimes It’s Complicated
It depends on who is asking
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Good morning sunshine’s wake up fight survive
Smile ❤ do your best
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Kamo GETS HOME AT MID-NIGHT…HIS WIFE ALREADY ASLEEP WITH A BROKEN HEART..
Kamo :My wife, please open 4 me…
…
Wife:Where are u coming from in the middle of the night…U will sleep there outside..
Kamo : Please open or else l will throw myself in the swimming pool & drown as u know, l cant swim.
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Wife: Go ahead & throw yourself, l don’t
care…kamo THEN TOOK A BIG ROCK & THREW IT IN THE POOL..WHEN HIS WIFE HEARD THE LOUD SPLASH, SHE PANICKED, OPENED THE DOOR & RUSHED OUTSIDE, WITH JUST HER PANT & BRA ON…IMMEDIATELY, kamo RAN INTO THE HOUSE AND LOCKED HIS WIFE OUTSIDE…
Wife: Wena kamo open 4 me, this is not funny at all…
Kamo : Just wait there, l’m phoning my relatives and yours & the neighbours, so that you explain to them where you are coming from, in the middle of the night naked…
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Facebook should try showing us people you may avoid
not only people you may know.
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