Have ever been rejected by someone
they said had a crush on you

Dad: Mbalie, I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa
Mbalie: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick

Still dont understand people….! You will hear him/her saying ‘I’m leaving this satafrika’ while you dont have even taxi money to go to town😂😂😂😂😂😂

You are too ambitious

My Dad Opened a Brand New Zoo and made the entry R10 000 and nobody came so he reduced it to R5 000 still nobody came he reduced it again to R2 500 still Nobody Came he reduced it again to R500 Still Nobody Came and finally he made it for free and the zoo was filled within a minute… So He opened the lions cage and quickly made the exit R30 000

A teacher went to a hotel, he wanted to see the menu but forgot what it was called, He asked the waiter,”can I see the food syllabus

First year University of Venda medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
Professor Rainbow started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, “The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body.” For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body’s ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning…
Then professor Rainbow looked at them & said: “The most important 2nd Quality is “Observation”. I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger… Now learn to pay attention!!
“ALL the students fainted!!

Me:too hot
Her: oh thanks
Me: wat for mina im referring to the sun

Sooo, my neighbour called the police🚔 because I was smoking in my backyard. The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked🚬 it all. They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour….now they’re at his house🏠..!
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Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!

If you think a shot of an AK47 gun is loud* *then you have never*
*heard a sound of a falling pot lid* *
when you are trying to steal meat at night* 🍯

My level of maturity has nothing to do with my Facebook posts. I’m only here to Motivate💪, Lie🙄 & Laugh😅..!