Dear Parents👱👲👵👸👰👷👮
I wish you could see us how happy we are when we are in clubs
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This is the 1st year that I could not go to Durban July due to Covid19.
It is usually due to lack of money
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Never run after a bus or a girl.
There will always be another one.
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Doctor:Do u exercise daily to keep urself healthy???
Tebza:Yes Doctor… I play football and tennis daily.
Doctor:Good! How long do u play??
Tebza:I play till the battery on my phone is low…
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I am not going bath🛀🛁 until the temperature is above my age!!!
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A very good day to this esteemed group, premised on my comprehension and appreciation of my submission to the established fact that The Creator, did not allow the devil’s modus operand to breach our peaceful recess from our daily activities during the night. That concludes my submissions my lords and ladies
Satan didn’t hear anything!!!
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Better than I was, more than I am, and all of this happened by taking your hand.
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When U read a love quote..
U never think of d person
who has written d quote …
But U alwayz think of d person
whom U love d most isn’t it ?
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You meet thousands of people and
none of them really touch you.
Then you meet one person,
and your life is changed forever.
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Female phones never ring
when you with them
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I wanna change my dp
Coz some people were die after watching my old dp
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hugging a tall person
feels like placing
Tupperware
on top of the fridge
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That awkward moment u realise u a walking in the wrong direction…
so you hit your pockets and pretend u forgot something
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One day some child ask me bro did honey have legs.?
I replied no!, den he said every night
when we are about to sleep my dad tell my mother
honey open your legs. I don’t no why
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Her: “Can a pregnancy drink beer if nine months is not arrived?”
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Me: “Forget about the beer, this type of English can cause miscarriage!”
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*Project Manager* is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in just One month.
*Procurement manager* is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
*Operations Manager* is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if she works harder.
*Marketing Manager* is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman is available.
*Financial Budget* Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
* Planning and Technical Team* thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document the 9 months.
*Quality Manager/ Auditor* is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
*HR Manager* is a person who thinks that…even a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby – if given 9 Months.
*Customer* is the one who is absolutely clueless as to why he wants a baby….!!!!!
Dedicated for all corporate guys
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