Ladies if u are engaged don’t say u are taken,
u are just booked.
And bookings can be canceled anytime…
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– That Hurtful Moment ,
When Young People Start Using Abbreviations
That You Are Not Familiar With
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Imagine What Church Will Be Like In The Year 2030 if care is not taken…
Pastor: Praise The Lord
Congregation: Hallelujah
Pastor: Can We Pls Open our iPads to Exodus 20:1
When U r Done Kindly Switch On Ur Bluetooth To Receive The Sermon…
Pls Have Ur Debit Cards Ready As We Collect The Tithes And Offerings….
You Can Connect To Church WiFi Using Password: Lord3732
And As For The Renovations And Donations U r Welcome To Contribute Via Cellphone Banking
The Holy Atmosphere Will Be Electric As IPads Flicker
Meanwhile… ANNOUNCEMENTS
Church Secretary: Dis Week’s Meeting Will Be Held On Various WhatsApp Groups So Pls Don’t Miss Out …
Wednesday Bible Teaching Will Be Held Live On Skype @1900GMT…
By D Way You May Follow The Pastor On Twitter For Counselling And don’t Forget Our Weekly Prayers On YouTube… God Bless us….
If care is not taken, this is how next generation children will learn their ABC. A for Apple won’t be useful anymore…. Instead:
A is for ATM
B is for Bluetooth
C is for Chatting
D is for Download
E is for Email
F is for Facebook
G is for Google
H is for Hotmail
I is for instagram
J is for Java
K is for Konga
L is for Laptop
M is for MTN
N is for Network
O is for Opera Mini
P is for PicMix
Q is for QuickTime
R is for RAM
S is for Skype
T is for Twitter
U is for USB
V is for Vista
W is for WhatsApp
X is for Xender
Y is for Yahoo
Z is for Zuma
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One day I will have 2 men on my bed. One
will say “good morning sweetie” and the
other will say “wake up mummy it’s a
beautiful day”
.
.
Oh you’ve started thinking of another
thing again , you’ll not make it in heaven
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TO WHICHEVER RELIGION U BELONG JUST LEAVE WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LET’S PRAY COZ WE ALL LOVE GOD !!!
*20 seconds only*
Dear
God,
I
just
wanted
to
…
say
THANK
YOU
for
another
day.
Watch
over
my
family
and
friends
today.
Bless
us
in
a
way
we’ve
NEVER
known
before.
Amen
Press LIKE and write”AMEN” to claim this prayer NOW!!
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Little Johnny’s teacher noticed that he was sporting a black eye. She asked him what happened, and he replied, “Ma’am, you remember I told you how I sleep on the floor next to my parent’s bed? Well, last night, my dad asked me if I was still awake, I said yes and then he punched me in the face.”
“Ok, Johnny”, the teacher said, trying to help, ” the next time your dad asks you if you’re still awak…
e, don’t answer, just lay still and pretend to be asleep.”
All went well, until a few weeks later, Little Johnny came to class with another black eye. The teacher asked him why he didn’t follow her advice.
Johnny explained, “Ma’am, I tried to, when dad asked me if I was awake, I kept quiet and lay really still, and pretended to be asleep, but then Dad said ‘I’m coming’, and Mom said ‘I’m coming too’, and I didn’t want them to go anywhere without me, so I shouted, ‘Let me just put on my slippers, I’m coming too’ and that’s when I got punched in the face
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A Lots of Women have wife written all over them,
but they keep entertaining Men who can’t read.
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After smoking my weed😷
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits✌
I asked them if they were gay. And they arrested me.
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Speaking on behalf of all girls!
Boys stop giving us your money
we’re not your kids😾
We only care about what’s in the trouser.
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A mad person stole a mobile phone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all a mad person wouldn’t know how to operate the complicated handset. But something funny happened as the mad man pressed the phone, it didn’t respond, so he continued pressing and pressing and pressing… *Read more*
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Kids born in the 2000’s don’t know Sh*t😒..
I remember way back in the apartheid
era Facebook and smart phones were only for white people😮..
us blacks we had nothing😭😭
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To anyone who’s fighting a silent battle right now. I know it’s hard. You’ve been crying all night long but the pain just coming back all over again. I know you’ve been waiting for miracles to happen. I know how badly you want to get out of your situation right now. I just want you to know that it’s okay to cry. Let it out. It’s alright to feel weak sometimes. I just want you to remind that God loves you. He never abandons you. He’s been with you throughout your battles. You may not feel His presence but that doesn’t mean that He is absent. He’s preparing you for something great to happen. He wants you to trust Him. ❤️
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When Relationship Is In ICU
Her: Have A Good Day
Him: Dont Tell Me What To Do
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A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple of guys walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. “What are you doing?” They ask her. “I’m hanging myself.” She said. The men were confused. Then one of them said, “If you’re trying to hang yourself, you’re supposed to put the rope around your neck.“Duh,” she said. “I tried that, but I couldn’t breath.”
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If girls can cheat on soldiers, people carrying AK47’s and grenates
What about u thabo with yure laptop bagg
Txt😒😏
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Don’t be afraid of losing people,
be afraid of losing yourself
trying not to lose someone else.
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