a frend asked a frend: “Ndoda how do i know if my woman is a virgin?”
frend relpied: “just before you have sex with her, show her yo ‘THING’ and ask her what it is. if she says its a PENIS then she is a virgin, if she says ita aCOCK then u know she has been around for a long time”
the frend followed the frend’s advice ans showed his new galfriend his THING and asked what it was. She rerplied tht it was a PENIS.
“Phew!” the man sighed, “I thot u were going to say its a COCK!”
Galfrend: “Of course not, a COCK is twice bigger”
Mom : It seems like you are pregnant
?Daughter : This is our Life Orientation
school project . We were
experimenting how life begins
.
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Mom :Then tell me , who is he ?
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Daughter : I don’t know mummy , it
was a group project
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Mom fainted
Guys on this Valentine’s day please take your girlfriends to shopping .. be a gentleman let the lady choose the shop of her choice an the best dress in that shop , of course let her fit it and
while she’s in the fitting room
leave her there I’m sure she can pay for her own dress 🚶
Mango : I am a yellow bone when ripen, used for making atchaar when raw, and i look like a human kidney.
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Grapes: i am looking like a human eye, and i am a wine raw material
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Banana : please guys, let’s drop this topic
