Gone are the days when football was watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s watched by terrified gamblers!!!

Girl: I can do anything 4 u.
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, Ur mother might be getting worried.

People who log in to WhatsApp only to monitor people’s last seen are more dangerous than a sword..

When you’re in Bed with Bae and
you so wanna play with her hair …..
but it’s on the Dressing Table

WEED is Dangerous
I can’t believe i finished 1L of Vinegar thinking it’s Wine🍷….

You want your husband to be very good in bed but you don’t give him time to go for training outside.
Are you normal my sister , is your head paining you?

Your mama’s tupperwares are more important than you

Heartbreak 💔 is wen you see your boyfriend who promised to buy you an iphone8
Dancing at a Roadshow to win a Tshirt

Stop Answering Calls at the funeral…
someone Yesterday Said “Im at death”

Me:How do you call Mosquitoes in your Home Language?”
Him:We don’t call them,they just come by themselves!

Wife is busy packing her clothes
Husband : where are you going?
Wife : I’m moving to my mother
Husband also start packing
Wife : Where are you going?
Husband : I’m also moving to my mother
Wife : And what about the kids?
Husband : Well if you are moving to your
mother and I’m also moving to my
mother….then I guess they must also move
to their mother
Wife fainted