If you want an argument with your girlfriend to get intense,
just say “My mother was right about you”

Sometimes i go to Woolworths
just to be shocked by the prices

Propaganda who is foolish enough to trade land for a mirror if you see your reflection on water everytime you drink from a river? Logic brothers and sisters can give us clues on the back the hand that Bill Fill (how ever his name is spelled) fed us in his film. I am not trying to be clever or anything but please remember when the great tata Sobukhwe said “eat and Chou but please never swallow it might be poisonous”. Khakhe niyeke ubhala into eniyibone etivini okanye niyifunde kwi history esikolweni sisondliwa ngamadlagusha its not yet uhuru critical thinking is vital

The story behind “ladies first”:
Long ago, a man ‘n woman were madly in love.They wanted to get married but their parents didn’t approve.So they decided to kill themselves.They thought the best way to do it was to leap off a cliff…The man couldn’t bare to see his sweetheart fall before him.. so he convinced her he would go first, and he jumped..
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But that bitch never did..

I’m sorry to say this but Girls are slowly replacing swimming pools