If I post a joke and you Lough just know we are in a relationship I can’t be making people girlfriend’s happy here

So when short people🐧 smoke weed🥴 do they get high?

In a clinic you will que until
you forget what your sickness is

My marriage is doing so well l’m thinking of
opening other branches nation wide.

Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a rock will fall down and kill you.” The man stopped; a big rock fell in front of him. The astonished man continued walking to the cross walk. The voice shouted, “Stop! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die.” The man stood still; a car came speeding around the corner, barely missing him. “Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?” “I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered. “Oh yeah?” the man asked. “Where the hell were you when I got married last week?