Never say you are happy when you are sad.
Never say you feel good when you feel bad.
And never say you are alone when I’m still here.
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ROBOT FOR SALE:
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, “I did some homework.”
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, “Ok, Ok, I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”
Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”
Son says, “Toy Story.”
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn.”
Dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what p*rn was.”
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.”
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
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In any situation, the best thing you can do is the right thing; the next best thing you can do is the wrong thing; the worst thing you can do is nothing.
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I seriously need to stop flirting. I nearly got myself into a relationship. Yesess!!!
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EFFECTS OF BEING A BACK
BENCHER IN CLASS
A little boy was doing his maths
homework He said to himself,
“Two plus five, the son of a b!tch
is seven. Three plus six, the son of
a b!tch is nine…” His mother
heard what he was saying and
gasped, “What are you doing?”
The ittle boy answered, “I’m
doing my maths homework,
Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher
taught you to do it?” the mother
asked”Yes,” he answered
Infuriated, the mother asked the
teacher the next day,
“What are you teaching my son in
maths?” The teacher replied,
“Right now,we are learning
addition.” The mother asked,
“And are you teaching them to
say two plus two, the Son Of a b!
tch is four?” After the teacher
stopped laughing, she answered
“What I taught them was, two
plus two THE SUM OF WHICH, is
four.”
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I really can’t wait to have Twins and
name them Terms & Conditions
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“If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they’re yours; if they don’t they never were”
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Stepfather: “what must i bring back for my kids?”😎
Kids: “Bring back our real father”
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Just heard my ex was hit by a truck.
Oh lord I 🙏 pray nothing happens to the truck
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MISTAKES
are proof that you are
TRYING
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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they
“Hey what are you doing here ”
and I’m just like “Oh you know hunting elephants”
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Why do alcohol companies use models 4 their
adverts?? Are they ashamed of their real
customers??
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Sometimes I wonder if normal dogs see police dogs and think
“oh shit!!! It’s the police”
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Hi Friends, What Other Languages Do You Want To We Should Add In This App ? Write Down In Comments Please .
Filipino And Haraynavi Languages Will Be Added Soon
Keep Supporting
Thanks A Lot
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Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the
water. As the temperature of the water rises, the frog
will adjust its body temperature accordingly. The frog
will keep on adjusting with increasein temperature.
Just when the water is about to reach boiling point,
the frog will not be able to adjust anymore… At that point the frog will decide to jump out. It will try to
jump but it will not be able to do so, because it has
lost all its strength in adjusting with the rising water
temperature… Soon it will die.
What killed the frog? Many of us would say the
boiling water. But the truth is that what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when it had to jump
out.
We all need to adjust with people and situations, but
we need to be sure when we need to adjust and when
we need to confront/face. There are times when we
need to face the situation and take the appropriate action. If we allow people to exploit us physically,
mentally, emotionally or
financially, they will continue to do so. We have to
decide when to jump. Let us jump while we still have
the strength. PROVERBS 22:3 (NIV)
“The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the
simple keep going and pay the penalty.”
Stay blessed and like Jesus Christ is Lord for prayer and inspiration. Have a blessed dae!
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When you make mistakes,
that’s when you know you are really trying.
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