Those girls who dont usually post status but pictures and are always online on facebook……, they are big leaders in asking guys money!!!

Dont catch feelings after reading this…..chill girls and keep on asking for donations!!!

Nyaa was the boss and he interviewed 4 girls for a Secretary position.
He asked them same question. And the question was: “A woman has lips in two different places on her body, what is the difference between the two lips?”
1st Girl: “One is hairy, the other isn’t.”
Boss Nyaa: “Ok, Good!”
2nd Girl: “One can talk but the other can’t.”
Boss Nyaa: “That’s better…”
3rd Girl: “One is vertical and other is horizontal.”
Boss: “Hmmmm…Very clever!”
4th Girl: “One is for me to use and the other is for my boss.”
Boss Nyaa: “100% correct. You can start work right away’

2 tips for happy married life….._

– *Keep quiet when your Wife is talking.*
– *Don’t talk when your Wife is quiet.*

– _Husband Association._

When I joined the gym, they said I would see changes within weeks. It’s been 6 months now and I haven’t seen any changes. I guess it’s time I go there personally and check what the problem is

*Teacher*: What do you do after school?
*1st Student*: I go and buy weed from Yakobo
*2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
*3rd Student*: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.
*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.
*Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What’s your name?
*4th Student*: Yakobo
*Teacher*: Satan!

Social Media Will Make You Believe That Some People Are Way Above💯 Your League Until You Meet Them In Person.

Today’s kids are so spoilt that they don’t know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:
1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not replying back to an elder
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished
11. Not greeting visitors
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset
16. Eating at the neighbour’s home
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
26.Stumbling and falling when walking…

I survived nine months in my mother’s womb without bathing.
What is July to me Nxaaaa

Dating a skinny chick is a problem when she is like
”Babe switch off the fan it’s pushing me”