Wife : I’m Going To London , What Gift Do You Want ?
Husband : One British Girl
* Wife Returned From Her Trip From London*
Husband : Where Is My Gift ??
Wife : Wait For 9 Months …!
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Doctor told me not to lift heavy things,
I sit down when I pee
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Your story is unique,
it’s beautiful, and it’s not over
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Forget what hurt you in the past.
But never forget what it taught you.
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Me as a husband introducing my wife and kids in a ceremony*
Me: this is my first wife
Her: and current wife
Me: and these are her kids
Her: they’re also his
Me: we keep it friendly
Her: on account of we’re still married
Me: and I love these kids like they’re my own
Her: because they are
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Beauty isn`t measured by the number of likes
of your picture on Facebook..
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Four people that u can’t trust in this world…
1)Girls
2)Women
3)Ladies
4)Females
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My marriage is doing so well l’m thinking of
opening other branches nation wide.
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I know yesterday I was drunk but
why today I woke up with so many CVs from people &
I don’t even work. I don’t know what promises I made.
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The shortest conversation in the world is when you are in the toilet and someone open the door!!
You: Ah:/
The Person: Oh:>
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Put a frog into a vessel fill with water and start heating the water. As the temperature of the water begins to rise, the frog adjust its body temperature accordingly. The frog keeps adjusting its body temperature with the increasing temperature of the water. Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog cannot adjust anymore. At this point the frog decides to jump out. The frog tries to jump but it is unable to do so because it has lost all its strength in adjusting with the rising water temperature. Very soon the frog dies.
What killed the frog?
Think about it!
I know many of us will say the boiling water. But the truth about what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when to jump out.
We all need to adjust with people & situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust & when we need to move on. There are times when we need to face the situation and take appropriate actions.
If we allow people to exploit us physically, emotionally, financially, spiritually or mentally they will continue to do so.
Let us decide when to jump!
Let’s jump while we still have the strength.
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Nxa…
This evening I bought a porn DVD at the street,when I get home…
I closed the Windows..
Looked the doors..
Lower the volume to zero..
Inserted the DVD then booom.. God must be crazy part ll
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I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING ….
I sent R1000 to a wrong number using Mobile Money
After realizing this, Icalmed down and sent him/ her this text message:
“Hello Dear, I hope you got the membership
welcome fee Of R1000 to our Satanism Church.
We are glad and looking forward to having you
with us.
That is just the beginning of the richest life you
are about to start living. We hope you are as
excited to be joining our church as we are. As I
just said, that is a
welcome salary.
We are having a meeting tonight whereby we
will slaughter 3 people in celebration of the start
of this month. Please invite over any female
person you may be close to. Lets meet tonight
at 8pm at YOUR PLACE.
If you haven’t shown any interest in our church
and you believe this is a mistake, kindly send
the money back to this number otherwise
welcome to our Church. See you tonight.”
10 Minutes later, I got a message saying send
another R1000 my friend is also interested’.
I fainted, people are so broke these days..
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When you at Shoprite and someone asks you
“Sorry my Sister, You Work here?”
Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!
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If you are reading this…..have a blessed, glorious, fabulous and beautiful weekend😍😍😍❤❤❤❤
Great day ahead of you all
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If it’s destroying you then
it isn’t love, my dear.
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