It’s hard to be a man
No make up, no weave…If you are ugly, you
are ugly

Learnership programme

The Taxi Industry(SANTACO)is offering a learnership programme, interested candidates must be high school drop outs,

Outstanding learners will receive a
>quantum
>leather jacket
>sjambok and all star shoes(socks are not allowed)

Purporse of the job

>To transport and insult passengers
>swearing at the public

Requirements
>skilled in spotting potholes
>Must be able to spot traffic cops from miles away
>Must speak only zulu
>Must own 2unlicensed firearms
>Knowledge of shortcuts
>Can count only if the money comes seat by seat and also count up to 16passengers
>Must also change money,change radio stations,exchange remarks and change lanes at all the time and stop anywhere anytime
>Knowing english
(short left short right &stop sign)
is an advantage

To apply go to your nearest
taxi rank and ask for babu’ Mkhize..

My girlfriend just said to me, “Did you know, butterflies
only live for two days?” I said, “Honey, I think that’s a myth.”
She said, “No, it’s definitely a butterfly.”
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As I boarded the plane I nervously said to the stewardess, “How often do aeroplanes crash?”She replied, “Generally, only once.”

Her: Hey
Me: Hlw
Her: Can I tell u something??
Me: Yes
Her: I have a crush on you?
Me: Close your eyes and tell me what you see??
Her: Nothing
Me: ✋😏That’s my feelings for you

I was born without my permission
All i wanted to be was a memory card

You’re not black enough if your mother didn’t tell you
to reduce your age in a taxi

The way I enjoy when someone is begging
me… I just can’t wait to be an ancestor…

Black people will ask you to hotspot them and when you do they show you a video on INSTAGRAM, expecting you to laugh

When a baby falls…
Whites: oh my baby are you ok?
Blacks : Dont look at him…he will cry.

A Couple Where Have A Huge Argument On Who Is Most Afraid To Be Home Alone.

They Went On Until They Decided To Ask There 5 Year Old Son To Tell Them Who Is More Afraid Mom Or Daddy?

Mom: “Son, Who Is More Scared To Be Home Alone Me Or Dad?”

Son: “Daddy Is More Scared.”

Mom: “Why Son?”

Son: “Because When You Working Night Shifts, Dad Ask The Lady From Next Door To Come And Sleep With Him On Bed.”

Mom Shocked: “And What They Do?”

Son: “They Play The Same Game You Always Play With Our Gardener On Bed During The Day When Daddy Is Away.