rip to those ppl who thinks i’m in a relationship
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You Be The Dairy Queen And I’ll Be Your Burger King:
You Treat Me Right, And I’ll Do It Your Way.
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How to trick weed smokers
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When you ignore Bae for one day… And you call her the next day and find out that she already had six miscarriages, three abortions and dumped five Boyfriend’s .!!!
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Be careful who you trust and tell your problems to.
Everyone who smiles at you is not your friend.
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Stay Away From Friends Who Become Moody After Getting Paid..!
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“Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in
5 years?
Rainbow: Taking your job and asking
better interview questions.”
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ATTENTION!!!!!!!!
Door to Door HIV Test from 11 June 2018. ..
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Some of us will take a long walk going zimbabwe, Lesotho, Namibia or Botswana just to miss the test
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Instead of feeding 5000 hungry people like jesus did,
pastors and prophets nowadays are
being fed by over 50000 hungry people.
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Don’t settle for an unhealthy relationship. Don’t settle for mediocrity. Don’t waste time trying to change someone. Just because you’re capable of dealing with negativity, it doesn’t mean you should have to. It is not your responsibility to “fix” people. Instead, find somebody you like exactly as they are (flaws and annoying habits included)
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Mother: “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Patrick: “What school?”
Check out this really funny jokes:
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If I impregnate a girl and She dumps me,
when She Gives birth…
Is the baby Also my Ex?
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I want to go to the place where I can
shout all the pain and cry out all the tears.
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Love me or leave me I am who I am
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Hve you ever just looked at someone
while they’re doing something small
like driving or laughing and just smile
because you like them so much.
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After She Broke Up With A Venda Guy, She
Start Posting Shit Like “He Left A hole In My
Heart That Nobody Will Fill up”
Hold It ryt There Sister, We Know That hole
You Are Talking About We Are Not Kids
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