Come Like A Horse, Sit Like A Thief, And Go Like A King”
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This Slogan Was Written On A “Toilet Door“
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It was a practical session in the psychology
class.
The professor showed a large cage with a
male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on
one side and kept a female rat on the other
side.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cake and
replaced it with some bread.
The male rat ran towards the bread.
This experiment went on with the professor
changing the food every time.
And, every time, the male rat ran towards
the food item and never towards the female
rat.
Professor said: This experiment shows that
food is the greatest strength and attraction.
Then, one of the students from the back
rows said:
“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat?
This one may be his wife!”
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That moment you get dumped in public and start asking strangers for help…
And be like: “My sister please speak to her tuuu”.
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I love you baby
Mee too
You what, You’re A,B,C
What do you mean ?
Adorable, beautiful and cute
😍😘😂
I’m kidding
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I remember the Day I was Born…
Yoooh I was Crying Guys…
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A doctor came across a patient he had valued for years and
saw that he was carrying sleeping pills in his hand, so wanted
to warn him: – Mr. Brown, I see sleeping pills you use, sometimes you may need it, but I want to warn you, those pills are very effective and addictive. The patient laughed and said that: – No, doctor. That’s no true. I’ve been using this medicine for 20 years, the pills have never become addictive!
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The distance between Egypt & Canan is only 625km.But Moses and his crew took 40 years to cover the Distance
That means they were walking about 15km per year. That is just a bit more than a kilometer per month and only 43 meters per Day. Someone, please find me Moses He should explain to us what kind of laziness was that
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I don’t know what is wrong with me anytime someone calls me sweetheart🙈🙈 I will just be sending Credit to the person 😀😀😀😀🏃🏃🙈😛
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Ladies repeat after me
“My boyfriend’s money is not my money”
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l got angry and sold my
Samsung
phone because it was
charging much
of my airtime and data.
I then went
and bought a China
phone but am
now in a very big
trouble
1. It gets full after 3
minutes of
charging
2. The phone has TV,
Touch screen,
Nail cutter, firelighter,remote control, 6 sim card
etc
3. Text messages can
be written
with a toothpick
4. It has some spelling
mistakes, it
is written NokLa
instead of Nokia
5. When an aeroplane
passes by it
records “one missed
call”.
6. When a big truck
hoots; it
records “charger
connected”
7. When a Chinese man
passes by
you it says “one
Bluetooth device
found”
It seems like my phone
is losing
mind!!!!!
Please, I want to sell
it,do u want
it?’
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Happiness is the only thing you can give without having.
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When someone talks about LOVE
I think about YOU.
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Cute relationship is…
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when someone is angry with
you
and says “I will never talk to you”
And later comes back to
you to just inform you:
“I am still
angry” :’)
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Guys help me i dont have money
but i want to buy my girlfriend a car.
What should i do?
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Sometimes people ask stupid questions like
:two people living in a house
Her: is this your shirt?
Him: ofcouse if it not yours then it mine.
Her: why is it on the floor?
Him: I dropped it by mistake.
Her: then who is going to pick it?
Him: if not you it me.
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It all comes down to the person
you look for in a crowded room.
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