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One of the saddest mistake a Christian can make is that of failing to attend the assemblies of the church. How can one ever hope to be faithful to the Lord if he does not respect him enough to meet with the other brethren for worship? The point is, he cannot be faithful under such conditions.

On the other hand, they can go on with what they want to do, they can go to their work regardless of the distance, and so on.

Some of those who fail to attend usually come up with this remark: But I have my prayers at home. That would be fine if that was all the Lord required.

However, he has specifically asked that his people assemble on the first day of the week. In doing so, they are nt only to pray, but study, sing, partake of the Lord’s Supper, and give of their means.

Now to those who try to worship by themselves at home, to whom do they give their contribution? What abt the Lord’s Supper? No, I am sure that most of these individuals never get any further than prayer in their worship to the Lord, if they get that far. But they need to be taught that there is more to worship than simply praying to God.

It is true that there are times when Christians may be providentially hindered, such as being sick, and other things that would make it impossible for them to attend worship service.

In this case, one doesn’t have to offer an excuse for nt being present bt rather have a reason. Furthermore, the Lord will accept a reason for one’s absence, but he will nt accept an excuse.

Happy Father’s Day to all daddies out there who takes care of their kids💕 and happy Youth day. 👀💞💞💖

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Just imagine when you crack a joke for your girlfriend. 😂 😂 😂
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Then you hear me laughing under the bed. What would you do ?.

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The mother of a problem child went to see a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquillisers regularly.” On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquillisers calmed you down?” “Yes” the mother answered. “And how is your son now?” he asked.
“Who cares?” she replied.

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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s –
That’s because she changes it more often.

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A grandson goes to visit his grandmother
she’s in the kitchen and says make yourself at home
on the coffee table a big bowl of nuts he helps himself
she walks in he says these nuts are good grandma
she says all I can do is suck the chocolate off without my teeth in lol

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I can’t speak with Indians with red dot 🔴 on their forehead.
I feel like they are recording everything I say

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POLITE REMINDER

Anyone who wants to have a baby in 2018 tonight is the last night

Best Regards

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After smoking my weed😷
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits✌
I asked them if they were gay. And they arrested me.

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I was chased out of the hospital coz I told a covid 19 patient to stay positive

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If you understand why Pizza🍕 is made Round🔵, Packed in a Square⬛ and Eaten in Triangles🔺. Then my friend you will Understand Girls..! 👌

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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

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if I pay 💰R100 000 or more for my girlfriend’s Lobala…Then every time when I show up,Her family members must stand up ,polish my shoes 👞Even if they not dirty, salute and sing 🎶National anthem 🇿🇦 in full and 30 gunshot salute, red carpet +5 minutes moment of silence

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Teacher : What’s wrong ?
John: Our house is very small.
John: My mum,my dad, we sleep on the
same bed. Every night my dad asks, John are
you sleeping ? Then I say No & then he slaps
my face & gives me a Black eye”
Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again,
keep dead quiet. don’t answer . The
following morning John comes back with a
severe black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness, Why the black eye
again ?
John: Dad asked me again, John are you
sleeping ? I shut up & kept dead still.Then
my dad and my mom started moving, you
know, at the same time Mum was breathing
like a Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up
frantically and squealing like a Hyena on the
bed. Then my dad asked my mum, Are you
coming ? Mum said, Yes I’m coming, are you
coming too ? Dad answered:- Yes. They
don’t usually go anywhere without me so I
said, wait for me, I’m coming too

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Somewhere in Africa there’s a 35 year old man who is mad that his mom didn’t leave money for bread

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