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I went to the hospital today to see Mr 2017.He’s not looking good I don’t know whether we gonna see him tomorrow

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Habits That Will Make You Poor Forever

There are habits you can develop that will make you poor forever.

1 Sleeping early and waking up late

Poor people sleep early and wake up late. Statistics from a popular researcher in USA showed that nearly 90% of the poor people sleep between 7pm and 9pm and wake up between 6am and 9am while rich people sleep earliest 9pm and wake up latest 6am.

In life, the more time you dedicate into your work, the higher the chances of getting optimum results.

Poor people don’t see the value of putting more time into their work, they simply work under instructions.

2 Take a lot of alcohol daily and other hard drugs

The worst mistake you can make is to start swimming into alcohol. You will eventually become an addict, thus affecting your output.

If you want to be rich, you must have specific time you take alcohol and the limit set.

3 Keep lazy friends

Your friends will determine how far you’ll get in life because your thoughts and your friends thoughts are almost similar. If you have lazy friends, friends with little ambitions, the only thing you can achieve in life is breathing.

4 Marry and have many children when you have nothing

If you’re born by poor parents, the best thing to do to your life is not to marry when you have nothing or if you get married don’t have many children. It’s ironical that rich people have few children while poor children have several children.

When you give birth, that child will always look up to you for all the basic needs a human being needs. If you have 3 to 20 children, you will need several granaries of food to satisfy them. Nearly all your resources will be directed towards upkeep.

5 Spend too much time in school and college

Education should have limits. On this earth, no employer will pay you money enough to satisfy you even if you possess 30 degrees. Rich people have few academic papers because they know the value of being innovative as opposed to possessing many degrees. If you look around, you will hardly find a billionaire professor, why?!!

6 Avoiding risks

Most people always like to take safe routes, which is why they are poor. Great opportunities are hidden where risks are high. When you avoid taking risks, it means you have decided to settle for less.

7 Minding other people’s business

When you focus too much on other people’s affairs, you forget about your purpose in life.To succeed, you have to take time to plan, execute and see results. But if your work is to monitor what others are doing, you will achieve little.

8 Being an employee forever

Tell me how many employees are listed in top 1,000 wealthiest people on earth. There is no employer who will pay you more than they pay themselves.

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When you finally think you found the one…
.
Waiter: Would you like to eat something
sir?
Him: Nah thanks
Waiter: You madam?
Her: Bring two nah thanks and water
please

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Good Morning Compatriots..! 🍟🍔☕
~•~
Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn.

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The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away
and you let me leave.

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She posted ”I miss my Dead”
I commented ”Please don’t miss English classes”

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Real Life Story

When a man has a good car it attracts more ladies to him. When a lady has a good car it repels guys away from her. .A teenage boy impregnates his teenage girlfriend. The girl drops out of school, the boy continues his education. .A guy catches his girlfriend with another guy, he fights his girlfriend. A lady catches her guy with another lady, she fights the other lady. .The older a man becomes, the higher the number of ladies available for him. The older a lady becomes the fewer the number of guys available for her. .A 76 year old man can still marry a 26 year old lady. A 36 year old lady is tagged too old to get married. .A man divorces his wife today and the next day he is dating other ladies. Six months later he is married. While the divorced woman is labeled a divorcee and remains single six years later. . A man looses his wife to death and remarries a year after, he did the right thing, he’s being praised and congratulated for moving on, after all life is for the living. A woman looses her husband to death and remarries after 4yrs, “aaah! so early? Are u sure she wasn’t sleeping with that man even when her husband was alive? That was why she killed her husband. .A married man is caught in bed with another woman, his wife is asked to forgive him and move on. A married woman is caught in bed with another man, the husband asks her to leave his house. .A man gets transferred by his company to another state, the entire family relocates with him. The woman gets transferred to another state, she goes alone or resigns from the job. .‎If a man rises to be the CEO of the company, he got there by hard work and determination. If a woman rises to be the CEO of the company, even if the staff are only women, she is suspected to get there by sleeping with the Board members. .

HOW FAIR IS LIFE.

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The beauty of a woman is seen within her eyes because it’s the doorway to her heart where her love resides.

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Was just wondering alone..the distance between Egypt and israel is abt 613 km..but it took Moses and the israelites 40 years to complete their journey.possible each day they walked only 43 meters.. I just wish Moses ws around to explain ths lazyness.

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Between white sugar n brown sugar
Which one has more sugar?

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To those of you who helped our
mother’s catch us when they wanted
to beat us, How is the police industry
going?

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Dear Ladies 👧

If your boyfriend doesn’t have your time ✋

You can take mine 👉 It’s now 20:43

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When a short person wave at you

It’s called a microwave

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A soldier ran up to a nun out of breath he asked:” May l hide under your skirt”? I’ll explain later.
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister, Have you seen a soldier? ”
The nun replied:”He went that way”
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,”I can’t thank you enough sister. You see l don’t want to go to war to Iraq.
The nun replied:”I understand completely.”
The soldier added:”I hope I’m not rude, you have a great pair of legs”
The nun replied:”If you had looked little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls! !!
I don’t want to go to Iraq either! !!

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Assume the govrmnt says, everybody should register their boyfriend/ girlfriend,wife/husbnd before the end of 2017 and you try to register yours and the machine tells you tht, “sorry the person you registered,has been already registered!!!,”What will you do?

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Make sure you check your spelling and grammar before you post anything on Facebook. Because there are so many jobless English professor on Facebook..! ☝

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