She Was My Crush Until She Posted, “I’m
Cooking Pastor, Soap And Miss Meat for
launch then
Rise and Bins for sleep “

Smoke causes * CANCER *
..
Alcohol Cause *DANCER *

DID U KNOW?
Thailand has the highest number of
prostitutes!
Bt vele what else cn u expect when the
country’s name is THIGH LAND,
when the capital is BANG COCK and
a tourist spot is called FUK ET?

Y’all Demanding BLACK FRIDAY Specials 😏 ,
What if Your Employer Paid You Half The Salary
And call it A BLACK FRIDAY Special For Him ?

*DATING A SCHOOL GIRLS* This is how I
stopped dating school girls: She came to my
place in a school uniform, looked into my
eyes and said, “Sweetheart, I have missed
my periods.” That’s when I fainted and
woke up in a hospital. I overheard her
telling the nurse that, “I didn’t know he care
so much about my school life, all I wanted to
tell him was that, I had missed my periods
for Maths and English,*(so that I could fine
time for him)* but he fainted before i could
finish.”

A go Kgopele R20 BOITUMELO O mo Utlwele Bohloko Omofe R200 Okwe arr “Wow Thanks Ur So Kind😍.But Don’t forget That R20 i Asked Neh”😫😫

I swear some people say ” YELLOW ”
When they answer their Cell Phones

I still dont understand the use of
“ueue”
in Queue
–
It’s just a waste of alphabets

If my girlfriend is hotter than yours best believe
I’m gonna bring that up when losing an argument with you

Brown bread is healthier than White bread ,
brown sugar is healthier than white sugar…….
Guys, Should we tell White people??