Forget about problems😏🙄 because it will not stop coming, put your hope✊ on the best and be happy😍. Wish you a fruitful and blessed month .
May the Lord be with you😍
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Ever been soooo inlove with someone to a point
where you had to beg God to help you
stop loving them?💔
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There was football match between birds
and domestic animals and Mr bat wanted to
play for the but it was not allowed
because of its numerous teeth.
It went to the domestic animals and it was selected.
I will continue next time.
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Futsek is very important when you hallar your neigbours n
they keep quiet like they never heard anything
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When satan see that your things are going smooth and well……and he is lazy to punish you. He just give you a xhosa girlfriend😂!!!!
Xhosa girls and satan all same whatsapp group!!!!
If you are going to insult me….you too!!!💃💃💃💃😜😜😜
Mooooooorning
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If you are a Married Man💍 and we see you with a side chic,
we organise a side nigga for your wife…
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It was Sol’s birthday when his wife decided to take him to a night club out of town. When they arrive, the bouncer said: “Aaah Sol my man, long time no see. Welcome.”
Wife: (surprised) Babes, how do you know this guy?
Sol: That’s my gym partner.
As they got in, the bartender said “aw Sol madoda, welcome back. Same stuff?”
Wife: (in aghast) how does he know that you drink Amstel?
Sol: He served us at Thabo’s birthday.
As they were sitting down a stripper approaches them and say: aaah Sol, can we have some fun like old times?
His wife got irritated and draged Sol out and calls up a cab, as they get in the driver said “you got an ugly one this time my friend, same Hotel?”
Wife faints
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Women are more clever than men…
A boyfriend sends a letter to his girlfriend.
.
I’m sorry but am in love with another girl.
She’s beautiful and intelligence, so I no
longer love you, Pliz send my photos back.
The girl sent him an envelope containing
80 photos of different men and letter
written “I don’t remember your face so
select your photo and return the rest.
.
He fainted.
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When asked the similarities between
Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃
Shakespeare replied,
They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning
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“I miss you”, “I miss you
too”, “I wish I was with you”
national anthem of long
distance relationship..!
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You have to learn the rules of the game.
And then you have to play better than anyone else.
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January hunger plz don’t kill us couze
our children smell food from our neighbours
so plz try to play faraway to us
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Good relationships are like trees. They provide shade to us shade in all situations of life.
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Skilled Workers Are Hard To Find .
That’s Why Idiots Are Promoted To Management
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son took his old mother to a restaurant for a dinner. Mother being very old and weak, while eating, she dropped food on her dress. The people in the restaurant watched her in disgust while her son was calm. After she finished eating, her son who was not at all embarrassed, quietly took his Mom to the wash room, wiped the food particles, removed the stains, combed her hair and fitted her spectacles firmly. When they come out, the entire restaurant was watching them in dead silence, not able to grasp how someone could embarrass themselves publicly like that. The son settled the bill and started walking out with his Mother. At that time, an old man amongst the people who were having dinner, called out to the son and asked him, “Don’t you think you have left something behind?”. The son replied, “No sir, I haven’t”. The old man retorted, “Yes, you have! You left a lesson for every son and hope for every Parent”. The restaurant went silent. One mistake one should never EVER make. Being ashamed of your parents. Too many people are too quick to upload a picture of someone they just met a week ago on Social Media, but ashamed of showing the world a picture of someone who carried them for 9 months. To care for those who once cared for us is one of the highest honors. We all know, how our parents cared for us for every little things. Some went as far as selling Tomatoes so we can get a better education, and today we are ashamed of them. We don’t want to walk with them in public. BE PROUD OF YOUR PARENTS
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SOME GIRLS BE LIKE “I want a man who can
protect me” But They have already rejected 12
security guards .My sister what do you really
want, electric fence?
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