If you walk into a lady’s life and she doesnt gain weight
or grow then you failed as man.

HOW TO LOSE A GUY
Next time he text you at 🌑night,respond with

Senzo Mteshane:”she is sleeping bruh”

One day I’m gonna wear my Formal go to Coca Cola
grab a chair and start working.

If they call the police, i get into the police station and
start working there as well.

I’m tired of sending Cv’s

A monkey and a baboon were seated next to each other during a service in church…….the pastor said; turn to your neighbour and say you are beautiful and adorably created in the image of God. Monkey looks at the baboon for a moment, then laughs out loudly and tells the pastor………eish; tell him yourself, I don’t want to lie in church”

A woman can block U, delete ur numbers and still expect U to contact her somehow. Don’t ask me how. They just have this madness 😂

Date a girl who drives a Picanto ,Spark ,Hyundai i10 etc, at ur own risk …
she’ll go & cheat on you 500km away with just R50 petrol

Skilled Workers Are Hard To Find .

That’s Why Idiots Are Promoted To Management

Witchcraft is when she dumps u at the park near a board written
“No dumping here”

Some ladies draw their eyebrows too high..
‘ they look surprised the whole day

I swear, nothing is Sweeter😘 than Separating two Ladies fighting. You can hold any Part of their Bodies for Free..!

If u pay a lecturer 2 million naira to pass his course and d next day d lecturer died, what will u do???😂😂😂