Doctor told me not to lift heavy things, I sit down when I pee

I don’t know why it’s so difficult to return a plate to the kitchen after eating. It just becomes heavier

I Personally Don’t Understand Why Drunk People Love To Talk Closer To Your Face

Can u imagine, I created my new Facebook account with another name and profile picture, I chatted my mum and Continue Reading..

I Guess I’ll Be Bored in Heaven Because All My Friends Are Going To Hell

*In Africa we don’t need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough 😂.if you think i’m lying bring your girlfriend at Continue Reading..

Don’t tell me your secrets cause when I get to bae’s place I’ll start saying everything.

Zimbabwe is the only Country in the World where the Police were locked up and crime went down , just Continue Reading..