Girls want Attention. Women want Respect. Men want both. No no.. not Attention and Respect. Both Girls and Women

Taking pictures in people’s cars and houses will confuse your ancestors, they will think you are living a good life Continue Reading..

May Your Xmas be free from Quagmile..Let it be Adoriferous, full of rampant cockistocracy, aggravated by the vitality of perambolity Continue Reading..

Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

When i get married I’ll call my wife photosynthesis i don’t care what it means but is sounds romantic

Imagine attending your friend’s funeral then you receive a text saying “Thanks for coming friend, i love you so much”

When you’re ugly they call u a stalker but when you’re cute they call you a secret admirer…

Jealous Girlfriends be like 🤔 Babe I saw her looking at you why did you let her sees you