Never tell your problems to anyone…
20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
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Its better to fail in originality than to succeed in limitation.
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– Doctor, there is a patient on line 1 that say he’s invisible.
– Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.
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DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOU GET UPSET
WEN YOUR BOYFRIEND ONLY GIVES YOU ONE ROUND ??
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Everything is seems to be hard before it’s start🙂🙂🙂🙂.
Once you got started.. it will be easier
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Where were you? When things were not oky
Where were you? When I needed a shoulder to cry on
A hand to lift me
An ear to hear me
Eyes that could look to mine and say everything is going to be oky
A heart that would stand all my depressive moments
It is oky do you know why?
Because right then I realized I knocked on the wrong door
I humiliated my self in front of another weak human just like me ,that won’t change a thing
That will leave me at the first possible chance
Then
Something inside took me into Allah path
To invocation (douaa)
Took me to all I needed to the most merciful
Allah to our everything when we have nothing
Allah thank you for everything even hardship because you know best❤
Allah forgive us and grant us wisdom and passion
Good night💙 a prayer that will come true inshallah
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Kids Of 2years Can Now Unlock Phones And Play Candy Crush.
At That Age I Was Chewing Sand🙆
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Me: can I buy you a drink??
Her: no alcohol is bad for my legs
Me: do they swell
Her: they open up easily
Me: thats the plan
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My sister I’m warning you,Never date a Guy with two Legs👣
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He might run🏃 away when you get Pregnant(
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5 things to quit this week:
❤☆❤
★ Trying to please everyone
★ Fearing change
★ Living in the past
★ Putting yourself down
★ Overthinking
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Life is so beautiful but without you
my life is so pain full.
i miss you…
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Adam and Eve must’ve been white, they only took one apple, if they were Black, all the apples would’ve been gone plus the tree for fire wood. If they were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake as well.
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When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it. “In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her guilt and she confessed, saying, “I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked in the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the empty cans in the box? “Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess that after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again. “Hillary was shocked, but said, “I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the number of years we’ve been together. “They hugged and made their peace. A little while later, Hillary asked Bill -“So why do you have all that money in the box? “Bill answered, “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans… I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash! “
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The world is beautiful,
but has a disease called man
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Husband: bbe I have a problem
Wife: No bbe we are married now, we are one..don’t say “I have a problem” you should be saying “We Have a Problem”
Husband: Ohk bbe… We impregnated a Maid
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Whites: I just saw my ex
Blacks: Mangithi ntla, nayi lenja
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