No matter how young or old you may be, your future lays in your hands, every morning when you wake up, that’s reason itself to know how blessed you are, everyone isn’t that lucky, we all face unsolvable problems, who’s perfect right? enjoy your time here on earth, problems won’t go away but we will so STOP stressing on things that don’t have value in your life rather be a blessing in someone’s life & add value to that. Good morning have a blessed day. Jesus loves u. Life isn’t easy but with our Heavenly Father beside us we can conquer anything in his name
Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?”
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“No”, she replies sleepily.
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“I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I’m getting super powers!”
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Emily replies groans: “Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!”
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Calvin says, “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, have an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of Calvin, decides not to give importance to what he has said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Amanda?” the teacher asks.
Amanda says, “I wanna be Calvin’s Bitch”
The teacher is droning away in the classroom
when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.
The teacher shouts to the sleeping students neighbor,
“Hey wake that student up!”
The neighbor yells back,
“You put him to sleep, you wake him up!”
Only black parents will :
1. Beat you for going a long time without being beaten
2. Crying after being beaten
3.Not crying after being beaten
4.Looking at visitors while they eat.
5. Sleeping while visitors are already woke up
6.Fighting with your peers & losing
7.Fighting with your peers & winning
8.Walking aimlessly where the visitors are seated
9.Talking back when asked a question
10. Not talking back when asked a question
Black parents have some cruel & unusual punishment techniques
Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store
and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and
I saw your dad paying the bill.”😂😂😂😂😂😂
