I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life the BEST of my LIFE.
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I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life the BEST of my LIFE.
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You can’t change how people feel about you,
so don’t try. Just live your life and be happy
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Does anyone here know the prayer that
Jesus used to turn water into wine🍸🍷….
That prayer is needed so that can stop paying for wine😂
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STOLEN Please Read 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 *Letter from a Late Mother to her son three days after her burial:*
Dear Son,
I want to know why I died like a poor woman when I have a Son like you.
My Son, I wanted to bless you before I die, but now I have gone with my blessings.
My breakfast, my lunch and my dinner was one of my challenges when I was alive, but u spent money to cook all types of foods, meats and different types of drinks on my burial day.
My Son, you choose to spread and rubbed my dead body with costly fragrance when I was using groundnut oil as my favourite cream.
You dressed my Corpse with an expensive cloth when it was difficult to buy a wrapper for me.
When my Corpse was in the Mortuary you came to check on me from time to time, you care about my Corpse than when I was alive why ?
The most painful thing is the kind of expensive coffin you put my Corpse when I was living in an uncompleted house.
When you were young I starved for you to eat and satisfied, I wore one cloth in order to provide enough clothes for you. I thought you would take care of me when I grow old.
You completed the house, painted it and cleared the compound in one week just to celebrate my Corpse.
Now you wrote tribute to me saying “Mama, I love you so much rest in peace” – When I died with a broken heart.
Finally, my son, I wrote this to remind you that there is no other person that loves a child like a mother. May God forgive you.
MORRAL LESSON
DONT BE USELESS EVEN TO YOUR MOM
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You will think that you mean something big to a person until u go through their fonebook, and find ur name saved as mosquito man.
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TYPICAL AFRICAN
1: When making a call their finger is always on
the
end button, ready to cut the call.
2: Always check the airtime balance after each
call.
3: After cooking they always put the used
cooking
oil back in the bottle or cup for future use.
4: Empty coffee tins are used for storing sugar
&
salt.
5: When they boil milk they add water to
increase
its volume,
6: Empty mazoe & soft drink bottles are used
for
storing water in the fridge.
7: No matter how cheap something is they will
always ask for the price to be reduced.
8: If the bus conductor forgets to collect the
bus
fare they will also keep quiet till they get off.
9: When they buy mineral water they will not
throw
away the empty bottle instead they will just
refill it
with tap water
10. when they withdraw cash on ATM, they
recount the
cash in order to verify it.
11. If they buy meat or something delicious
they put in a transparent bag yet when buy
vegetables they put
them in black bag and use short-cuts
Am I lying?
How many shares?
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Don’t Be Angry When Your Girlfriend is
Acting Strange And Crazy..
These Humans Used To Talk To Dolls
And Fed Them “Real Food” Wena Chilla🙆
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My Ex Texted me “Wish you were here”
She texts me this everytime she walks through the cementry….
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Women inbox Us First All The Time,
You Just Haven’t Experienced It Because You’re Ugly 🙆
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Hope that we have a perfect work-life balance this year
and we can spend more time together.
Happy New Year 2021
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Learn to be specific…
Don’t pray for a job, if you just want money…
Get straight to the point
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In Africa……your siblings will never ever believe that you’re sick until
you leave your food
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I wanna mix russian bear🍺,18-18
And Brutal 8🍻 while Smoking weed🍁🍁…..
.
Any words 4 me
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If He’s Busy On Valentine’s Day, Then You’re The Side Chiq!!!
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Rest in peace winnie mandela.
Sorry i have posted this too late.
But its not too late because the time you died
i didnt have a phone. So now i got it!!!
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*Dating a lady with a car*
*Advantage :she can come anytime*
*Disadvantage:she can come anytime*
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