Some People Will Never Like Your Picture
Even if You Took it With Jesus

If you have no intentions of marrying her,
one round is enough!!!
Stop drilling someone’s wife tu😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Its all about friday and weekend

Him: “What’s your favourite Colour?”😊
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Her: “Please stop asking me stupid questions, can’t you ask a more logical and matured question🤦? So childish!😕
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Him: “Okay, How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8 of sulphuric acid at STP?” 😒
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Her: “My favourite colour is Pink, yours?

Dear Future wife….
My salary is our salary…..
your salary is yours alone! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sezwana

I have NEVER heard Pastors preaching about
the Maps behind the Bible.
I think they are hiding directions to HEAVEN from us

Her : baby I’m pregnant

Skebhe : so tell me ,why you changed your name ?

Her : baby I’m pregnant serious

Skebhe : eh! and your surname too

You are not black enough if the night before a school trip
you don’t dream about the bus leaving you behind.

Gone are the Days when Men used to Ask for Nudes
nowadays Ladies post them daily like a Motivational Quotes.

Oh Lord! When our crushes have updated their status We’re being forced to react with haha😂 even though it’s not necessary just to get their attention

Yo Dad , Listen Man I’m Not Ready To Be A Ndod’ .. Y’all Call The Uncles And Tell Them We Not Doing That Shit This Year , That Shit Can Pass Me i Ain’t About That Life” .. Skrr Skrr

Having a twin is cool the problem starts when you are drunk and find your twin in bed and be like “oh I’ve already slept lemme go back to tavern