Always Smile , Dress Well , Act Calm So that
When you Fart In Public, No One Will
Suspect you
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My goal for 2018…
Is to accomplish the goals of 2017 which I should have done in 2016,because I promised them in 2015 and planned them in 2014…
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In mY Childhood. I Used tO shARe everything
witH mY friENd…
but aS I gROw OLd I rEaliSe sEcrEt Life iS a
haPPY Life
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I did 100 push ups today, tomorrow I’m doing 300.
The day after, I will continue lying
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In Mzansi When a lady enters a guy’s room and
about 9mins time u hear loud music
Then u know things are getting better
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Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit…
Wisdom is knowing that you can not make fruit salad with a tomato
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“I’ll see you in court” is just the grown up version of
“I’m going to tell my mom
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Every school has that one teacher who
knows how to control the students more
than the Principal
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Jack goes to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant says “You’ll get your chance in court”.Man says “No, No, No, I just want to know how he got into the house without waking up my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years !”
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Our Parents warned US about Mjolo
(Relationships) we didn’t Listen
.
Look Now we sleep while The Radio is On
Volume 100 but still we do not hear
Anything
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When mud spills on you, leave it to dry that’s when it will be easier to clean it. Likewise in life, when faced with hardships, accept them like the way they’re, from there that’s when you’ll find your way out….
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1⃣. Sometimes you just need to relax and trust that things will work out. Let go a little and let life happen.
💚🌺🌸🌼💮
2⃣. Apologizing doesn’t always mean you’re wrong and the other person is right. It means you value your relationship more than your ego.
💙🌺🌸🌼💮
3⃣. Not everyone you lose is a loss.
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4⃣. Don’t waste your energy on negative thinking. Focus more on what makes you happy.
💛🌺🌸🌼💮
5⃣. Never give up on something you really want. Its difficult to wait, but worse to regret.
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6⃣. Don’t change for anyone. People will love you for who you are, or you don’t need them in your life.
💗🌺🌸🌼💮
7⃣. When someone walks out of your life, let them. They are just making more room for someone better to walk in.
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“You can come if you want” is the MOST disrespectful invitation ever..!
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– i Asked A Girl To Take Me Out And
She Said i Don’t Have A Shame 😱 ..
Did i Say Something Wrong ? 😥
I’m Not Understanding
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5 ways for man to be completely happy.
1. Be with a woman who makes you laugh
2. Be with a woman who gives you her time
3. Be with a woman who takes care of you
4. Be with a woman who really loves you
5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know each other!
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Happy New Year 2020
Wish you all the best 2020
#Mstar# happy happy to you all
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